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Mexican Gay goes on first date

Funny story: Mexican Gay goes on first date

Just before the holidays, a Mexican Gay named Taco called off a modeling shoot to announce to CBS news that he went on her first date with the man of his dreams. Taco spend a weekend in Las Vegas with football player John Homes who's a tight end f...

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Vladimir Putin Says He Has Never Heard Of The Ritz and Vows To Return It To Russia

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Has Never Heard Of The Ritz and Vows To Return It To Russia

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday stated emphatically that he has never been on The Ritz and in fact is not and has never been associated with The Ritz. "I do not know what Ritz is," said Putin, "I have not been on Ritz."...

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Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

Funny story: Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...

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Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

Funny story: Taco Bell Dropping Its Sushi Tacos

IRVINE, California - In a move that was made due to public opinion, Taco Bell has decided to drop its Sushi Tacos from the fast food franchise's menu. Company Spokeswoman Vanessa Belladonna said that at first the Sushi Tacos were selling pretty go...

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Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.

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Paris Hilton Wants To Squash Those Silly Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants To Squash Those Silly Lesbian Rumors

LA BREA - Paris and her mom were having breakfast at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner when she overheard someone in the next table mention the word lesbian. Paris put down her chorizo and egg breakfast taco and asked the woman if she was ta...

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Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

Funny story: Rubio Wins Florida Senate Seat, Dishes Out Fish Tacos as Thanks to Supporters

(Coral Gables, Florida) - Early polls show that Republican Marco Rubio handily beat his challengers in the race for United States Senator. The son of Cuban exiles, he will also soon hold the distinction of being the darkest member of the Senate wh...

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Sandra Bullock and George Lopez Involved In A Menage-a-Tacos

Funny story: Sandra Bullock and George Lopez Involved In A Menage-a-Tacos

LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner. An eyewitness said that she saw Lopez lean over and wipe some refried...

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Eiffel Tower renamed

Funny story: Eiffel Tower renamed

It has just been reported, that a Taco chain has just bought up rights to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France and are preparing to renovate it to resemble a large taco. The people of this beautiful,romantic city are in tears and standing around wrin...

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Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

Funny story: Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...

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Homosexual Activity Killing Business at Adam Lambert's Taco Stand

Funny story: Homosexual Activity Killing Business at Adam Lambert's Taco Stand

SAN DIEGO, CA - Adam Lambert had a good thing going until a gay couple started frequenting Bistek Mariposa; now he can't turn a profit anymore, said the beleaguered America's Got Idols near-miss and one-man tabloid fodder generator. "That's so nas...

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Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

Funny story: Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

A group of openly gay men were removed from an El Paso, Texas taco restaurant after two of them were seen making out at one of the tables. Security guards removed the whole group and city police officers sided with the restaurant, saying that they h...

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Waitress Afraid To Annouce To Hispanic Couple That It's Taco Night!

Funny story: Waitress Afraid To Annouce To Hispanic Couple That It's Taco Night!

Lunchport, Tennessee - Beatrice Feeblestone, a fulltime waitress with nearly five year's of experience at most of this small town's area diners, loves working at her current establishment because of the great variety of food they prepare. "Like on...

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Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Funny story: Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.

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Lost Angelinos Search For Their Favorite Taco Truck

Funny story: Lost Angelinos Search For Their Favorite Taco Truck

LA Bureaucrats who feed on sushi and cafe latte frappacino espresso cappuchin monkee drinks are persecuting los camiones de tacos.

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Texas taco shop owner claims Obama's image can be seen in tortilla

Funny story: Texas taco shop owner claims Obama's image can be seen in tortilla

ALAMO, TEXAS: Miguelito Gutierrez, owner of Taco Delicioso told reporters outside his taco-shack that the image of Barack Obama appeared on a tortilla when he pulled his stack out of the oven.

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Dear Diary

Dear Diary, Friday: Met Regina at Taco Bell. Made a date. Went to movie. She put my hand on her breast. Pulled away. Didn't touch...

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Stork Service Makes New Kind of Delivery

Funny story: Stork Service Makes New Kind of Delivery

After centuries of delivering babies Stork Inc. has decided to call it quits. "We just can't stay in the baby business any longer," says spokesbird Sam Stork, "Hopefully the new product will be more profitable."...

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