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Funny story: Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

In one of the biggest co-ordinated international police swoops in history, Disney Productions California was cordoned off and Julie Andrew was arrested in the early hours of this morning. An F.B.I source said, "We have a result". The culmination...
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Funny story: Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Kate appears to have heard the order but was confused for a short period when she thought the Queen meant to strip! However, Kate Middleton's grandmother-in-law is demanding lower hemlines, not the dropping of the skirt. According to Britain's Ma...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

PARIS - France's Le News Agency is reporting that North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un is furious at an article that he read in the American supermarket tabloid Just Saying. GiGi de Maupassant with Le News Agency stated that the report pointed out that...
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Funny story: No stories about immigrants and scroungers in Express and Mail

No stories about immigrants and scroungers in Express and Mail

Recent coverage of missing children and bad weather has led to readers of the two main National fish and chip wrappers forgetting to rant about immigrants and benefits claimants. Aima Moron from Chipping Sodit in Oxfordshire said, I sat down with...
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Funny story: Tabloids Admit Rooney Pun Drought

Tabloids Admit Rooney Pun Drought

The tabloid press have admitted that they are struggling to come up with new puns based on the name of soccer star Wayne Rooney. For many years, the red tops have substituted the words "you" and "who" with "Roo" such as "Roo don't know what you're...
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Funny story: Guardian type hard drive extermination program goes planetary

Guardian type hard drive extermination program goes planetary

Destruction of Snowden-data hard drives at Guardian offices, revealed yesterday, is the beginning of a much wider program to eliminate not only related leak-data but any references to, or recollections of, the man and the name Snowden. According t...
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Funny story: Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Insider to Amazon's recent purchase of The Washington Post, Roger E. Quietus indicates a major task for the newspaper upcoming will be brokering and promoting political agreements favoring Amazon business. Mr. Quietus (who prefers to remain quie...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

Kristen Stewart May Pose In The Nude In Order To Get Back In The Hollywood Spotlight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart is said to be feeling very down and depressed about the fact that her career has seemed to hit a fortified brick wall. Stewart recently spoke with Barbara Walters on The View a...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor

Lady Gaga Denies The Ann Coulter Lesbian Rumor

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism. Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Responds To The Promiscuously Lewd Pix

Britney Spears Responds To The Promiscuously Lewd Pix

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney was jogging out by the famed Hollywood sign when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media. She was asked by Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the recent erotic photos that appeared on...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child. The supermarket...
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Funny story: What is it like to be very Frank?

What is it like to be very Frank?

After three years of phone hacking, hiding in playground shrubbery and hundreds of inconclusive photographs, today we are finally interviewing very Frank. He has kindly agreed to talk to us on the proviso that he can stuff his face choc-full of Turkish delights throughout the entirety of the interview. At certain points of the interview we may have to adjust the height, weight and circumference of...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was spotted at the trendy Beverly Hills baby store, Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff with her ever-present boyfriend Kanye "The Stare" West. Kim, who has recently admitted to gaining 11 pounds, looked pleasantly p...
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Funny story: Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

St James Palace announced today that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her first child. Although at the moment she is in the King Edward hospital suffering from acute morning sickness. David Cameron welcomed the news saying "It will be...
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Funny story: 18-Month Inquiry and 2000-page Report into Poor Press standards calls for Better Press standards

18-Month Inquiry and 2000-page Report into Poor Press standards calls for Better Press standards

Lord Justice Leveson has concluded his inquiry and subsequent report into questionable Press standards, commemorated by the customary photograph of him standing statesman-like with the report under his arm. The Judge's report on the industry was c...
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Funny story: BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

A presenter from the BBC during the 60s and 70s has been smeared by the press for being the only one who didn't inappropriately touch people up during the time. Wally Hampstead worked at the BBC, on radio, and television - as well as with children -...
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Funny story: George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

LONDON - The London tabloid The Sunshine has reported the breakup between George Clooney, 51, and his beautiful girlfriend Stacy Keibler, 32. But a close friend of Clooney's, who would only give his initials (F.Y.), stated that London publication...
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Funny story: Journalist writes entire story from quotes found on twitter

Journalist writes entire story from quotes found on twitter

A journalist has caused controversy by writing an article entirely made up of quotes found on twitter and other Internet forums. The journalist, who cannot be named because it is not in the public interest, recently tweeted "Well that's another 40...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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