"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid.
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PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives.
A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...
LONDON England - The Queen today was reading some old history books, per her statement below, and made a major announcement affecting British society everywhere. Follows her statement, made this morning at her secret underground palace, in the under...
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