"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid.
Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.
PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives.
A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...
LONDON England - The Queen today was reading some old history books, per her statement below, and made a major announcement affecting British society everywhere. Follows her statement, made this morning at her secret underground palace, in the under...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!