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Funny story:  Hollywood mourns Porky Pig as Swine Flu Pandemic sweeps the US!
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Hollywood mourns Porky Pig as Swine Flu Pandemic sweeps the US!

Hollywood, CA - Hollywood is in mourning after the body of Warner Brothers star Porky Pig was found this morning at his home in Honyo Canyon where he retired from a 60 year film careera decade ago. The coroner suggests that Porky succumbed to the rec...
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Flu zombies reported in Mexico City as residents brace for another night of horror!

Mexico City - Another night of looting and burning is expected as fearful residents of this once bustling city brace themselves for the expanding legion of Flu Zombies roaming city streets. According to police captain Hector Gomez, the official he...
Funny story:  Nick Funn contracts Swine Flu after eating 1,126 bags of pork rinds
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Nick Funn contracts Swine Flu after eating 1,126 bags of pork rinds

Los Angeles, CA - The Hollywood Writer's Guild's first case of Swine Flu was reported after writer Nick Funn checked into St. Agnes of the Damed Hospital this morning complaining of cramps, a fever, and severe diarrhea. Funn, who's bigger than lif...
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Angry mob flu-shot clinics

DENVER, Colo - According to my source, stab nurse Ms. Idasoon Peel, as the pandemic spreads, winter nears, and vaccine supplies are short angry mobs are demanding to be infected with the Swine flu. In valiant competition to contribute to solving the...
Funny story:  Swine Flu Linked to Food Chain
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Swine Flu Linked to Food Chain

A new national study shows a strong connection between the swine flu and individuals who regularly shop at Swine*Mart outlets. The study-among 13,000 swine flu victims in 13 states-found evidence that customers of the giant mini-grocery chain ca...
Funny story:  Swine Flu Thwarted by New Sanitizer
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Swine Flu Thwarted by New Sanitizer

Confirmed by an independent panel of scientists from the U.S., U.K. and Uzbekistan, a new liquid substance has proven highly effective against the spread of the H1N1 (Swine) flu virus. The hypothesized formula was tested on all types of hard surfa...

Funny story:  Drug Manufacturer Reveals Swine Flu Vaccine Actually Placebo
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Drug Manufacturer Reveals Swine Flu Vaccine Actually Placebo

Dr. Harvey Patel decided to do the right thing according to his conscience and blow the whistle on the H1N1 vaccine. Patel admitted to television reporters on several morning television shows that the swine flu vaccine currently being distributed wo...
Funny story:  Swine Flu Could Wipe Out Football Season
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Swine Flu Could Wipe Out Football Season

Following the outbreak of swine flu at Blackburn Rovers there are fears that the football fixture list could be decimated. Sam Allardyce, the Rovers boss set the blame squarely at the door the of the Premier League, and hinted that the infection m...

Funny story:  Emergency declared: swine flu deaths too low
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Emergency declared: swine flu deaths too low

WASHINGTON DC - Emergency declared. Swine flu is not killing as much as hoped, according to my confidential source at the GAO, General Accounting Office. The millions of dollars spent sequencing the virus from the recovered 1918 samples will not be...
Funny story:  US declares common cold 'emergency'
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US declares common cold 'emergency'

US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...

Funny story:  Jews And Muslims Immune To Swine Flu - Rest Of World Will Die
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Jews And Muslims Immune To Swine Flu - Rest Of World Will Die

Doctors have revealed that Jews and Muslims, because they do not eat pork will not die from swine flu, neither will vegans or vegetarians - just the rest of us. "Basically because these groups don't eat swine they wont catch pig flu or whatever it...
Funny story:  Swine Flu: Government issues new recommendations
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Swine Flu: Government issues new recommendations

Since grossly over estimating 200 million swine flu deaths in the UK alone this year, the UK Government is issuing new guidelines to prove their predictions correct by causing an up surge in new cases. Published today, the following recommendation...

Funny story:  Tainted dollars recalled on swine flu contamination fears
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Tainted dollars recalled on swine flu contamination fears

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal government, according to my confidential source in the White House, is about to recall all paper currency after a study by scientist Dr. Tim Gaferinioti concluded that paper currency in the United States is contaminated wi...
Funny story:  Researchers Say Zombie Attack Worse Than Bubonic Plague
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Researchers Say Zombie Attack Worse Than Bubonic Plague

If today's society were ever attacked by zombies, according to a recent major study by a Think Tank that put the study of the Swine Flu on hold, we would probably be screwed, and quickly. Also, killed. That was the conclusion of several university...

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