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Funny story: X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

On the day that Swindon was officially recognised as Britain's dumbest town, Skoob Entertainment News reporters came across a compulsive liar who insisted that popular TV show the X-Factor couldn't possibly be fixed. Jethro Ooarr, 27, told SEN tha...
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Funny story: Genetic Freak Found To Have Two Arse Holes

Genetic Freak Found To Have Two Arse Holes

Swindon, Wilts - UK - Doctors are baffled (copyright:rentacliche.con) as to why Swindon man and self-confessed genetic freak Lazlo O'Grady was born with two arse holes. It appears that Lazlo O'Grady has one arse hole for the usual designated funct...
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Funny story: Swine Gets Skoob Flu

Swine Gets Skoob Flu

Sidney, a baby bacon porker was hospitalised this morning after contracting the NY1DO1 Skoob flu virus. The patient complained of severe pains in the nether regions, outpourings of pointless verbosity, a sudden craving for alcoholic beverages, severe...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Tells Drivers "Get To Swindon!"

Jeremy Clarkson Tells Drivers "Get To Swindon!"

That wanker, Jeremy Clarkson, is at it again! The Top Gear host has reacted to the news that Swindon Council are to remove Speed Cameras on the town's roads by advising members of his viewing audience to: "Get down to Wiltshire! The cameras are down!...
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Funny story: Man Runs Amok With Toy Gun In Swindon - Nobody Hurt

Man Runs Amok With Toy Gun In Swindon - Nobody Hurt

Shoppers in Swindon looked on in amazement yesterday afternoon as a man brandishing a toy gun ran through the city centre bobbing and weaving, taking cover behind litter bins, and firing off imaginary bullets at imaginary targets. The man sparked...
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