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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...
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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

BEVERLY HILLS - Roseanne Barr traveled from her home in Hawaii to Beverly Hills to consult with noted plastic surgeon Guggenheim F. Figfaust. Barr, who is 61, recently saw some photos that had been taken of her from the back while she was wearing...
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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Kate Upton Has The Prettiest Birthday Suit He Has Ever Seen

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says Kate Upton Has The Prettiest Birthday Suit He Has Ever Seen

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of Tinsel Town's newest couples Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kate Upton were seen frolicking on the beach down at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The Dancing With The Stars dancer and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue beauty we...
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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Is Dating The Erotically Sexy Kate Upton

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Is Dating The Erotically Sexy Kate Upton

BURBANK - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as the Bad Boy of The Ballroom on the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars, is walking on Cloud 9 as he is dating the erotically sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton. The 33-year-old dancin...
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Funny story: Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Sexy, Bikini-Clad Body

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Sexy, Bikini-Clad Body

VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it. Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits m...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

SANTA MONICA - Pamela Anderson is back in the news and the former Baywatch babe is extremely happy about it. Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita Guacamole reported Anderson was spotted on the famed Santa Monica Pier passionately making out with Twi...
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Funny story: Sports Territory Magazine Chooses Kate Gosselin As The Nation's #1 MILF

Sports Territory Magazine Chooses Kate Gosselin As The Nation's #1 MILF

NEW YORK CITY - Sports Territory Magazine has just named Kate Gosselin of Reading, Pennsylvania as the number one MILF in the entire United States. Kate, who turned 38, on Thursday March 28, beat out a total of 17,163 other moms from all over the...
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Funny story: Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...
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Funny story: Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"

Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"

SANTA MONICA - The host of the top rated reality show Project Runway, Heidi Klum, has just revealed that she has signed to appear on yet another reality show. The 39-year-old German model who has graced the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit I...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky. Kate's hubby P...
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Funny story: Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

DETROIT - It appears that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton may have found the sports figure she has been looking for. Upton and American League all-star pitcher Justin Verlander, who pitches for the Detroit Tigers, were recently spotte...
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Funny story: Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...
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Funny story: The Scantily-Clad Kate Upton Chosen As The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

The Scantily-Clad Kate Upton Chosen As The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

NEW YORK CITY - Just in time to warm things up a bit, the 2012 edition of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue has hit the stands. And this year's cover girl is 19-year-old Kate Upton. Kate "The Great" as everyone of her boyfriends has called her a...
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Funny story: Geri Halliwell Pictures Spark Bikini Debate

Geri Halliwell Pictures Spark Bikini Debate

Women across the country have revealed they do no feel "bikini ready" after pictures in the press showed former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell displaying her 'perfect 10' body in a green two-piece. The average woman is a size 14 and weighs 10st 5lb, bu...
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Funny story: Bikini-Clad "Sista" Wreaks Havoc At A Burger Kingdom Restaurant In Panana City, Florida.

Bikini-Clad "Sista" Wreaks Havoc At A Burger Kingdom Restaurant In Panana City, Florida.

PANAMA CITY, Florida - A woman identified as Kimesia LaMeana Smithereens absolutely went ballistic at a Burger Kingdom Restaurant located in the beautiful Gulf of Mexico beach paradise of Panama City, Florida. The restaurant manager identified as...
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Funny story: Russian Model Irina Shayk Makes Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Russian Model Irina Shayk Makes Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Appearing in a very tiny yellow and pink bikini, Russian-born model Irina Shayk has made the highly coveted cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. According to a few words scattered here and there among the five big pages of pics, Ir...
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Funny story: Nordic Model Victoria Silvstedt's Amazing Crush On Robert Pattinson

Nordic Model Victoria Silvstedt's Amazing Crush On Robert Pattinson

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Victoria Silvstedt, who is one of the most gorgeous models to ever come out of Sweden was having the time of her life swimming and frolicking in the warm waters of the Caribbean Ocean. She was mostly trying to keep her bre...
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