SHANGHAI - Amidst increasing international pressure, the infallible Chinese government has vowed to remove the blood, sweat, and tears - particularly the sweat - associated with its myriad of archaic sweatshops.
To achieve this, it has plans to r...
The US of A is the country with the most prisoners and the most undocumented immigrants. It has now become the country with the most undocumented immigrant prisoners. US Immigration and Naturalization has declared working in a sweatshop a federal cri...
The Mexican borderline sweatshop known as the maquiladora began to fade away under intense competition from the economic machine called the Chinese slave labor. However due to recent slight difficulties in Chinese products like deadly poisons and the...
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Here in the nation's capital, brightly lit rooms are hiding a dark secret. Hundreds of men and women are churning out thousands of bills, and hardly gaining any respect.
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