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Funny story: Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC - President Barack Obummer admitted that, although he has "no strategy" for dealing with the brutal army of thugs known as ISIS, who have, in addition to committing many other atrocities, decapitated two American journalists, h...
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Funny story: Spy vs. Spy: Poison Shortage Triggers Suicide Crisis

Spy vs. Spy: Poison Shortage Triggers Suicide Crisis

Washington, DC - One of spying's essentials - the cyanide capsule - is in such short supply that a dangerous suicide backlog is developing at the CIA, the NSA, the Secret Service and other federal surveillance agencies. "Anyone assigned to spy fo...
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Funny story: China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...
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Funny story: British Spy Agency 'Intercepted webcam images of Yahoo users, Yahoo Rejoices

British Spy Agency 'Intercepted webcam images of Yahoo users, Yahoo Rejoices

The Guardian reported on Thursday that the British Spy Agency GCHQ intercepted millions of webcam users' images around the world. Leaked documents revealed that the agency, in cooperation with the United States National Security Agency, used "Oper...
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Funny story: Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Witnesses are reporting chills running up and down the spines of NSA and pentagon officials as to what might be coming next. Today's development parallels recent news that a Russian cruise ship has been adrift in the Atlantic for the past year an...
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Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...
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Funny story: CBS Newsman Schieffer's Nose Turns Brown As Guest's Grows

CBS Newsman Schieffer's Nose Turns Brown As Guest's Grows

On Bob Schieffer's "Face The Nation " program this morning on CBS, the first guest was House Intelligence Committee Chairman, GOP Rep. Mike Rogers. The topic was the report from a panel commissioned by President Obama making recommendations for...
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Funny story: President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

President Obama Brings Happiness To A Child

US President, Barack Obama, today brought a delighted smile to the face of a ten year old English girl. 'I lost my mobile phone last month,' explained Sophie Harris from Cornwall, England. 'I was really, really upset as it had details of all my fr...
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Funny story: Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein decides reporters must have government clearance

Senator Feinstein is currently reported working toward legislation which will limit those who can report the news to official government representatives, with their work "classified." That is, reporters will soon be government workers with special...
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Funny story: Secretary of Education Urges Removal of Word "Privacy" from School Dictionaries

Secretary of Education Urges Removal of Word "Privacy" from School Dictionaries

"Privacy is dead, and that's a good thing," pronounced U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan in his recent address to Congress regarding the content of dictionaries currently used in federally-funded public schools. "And our dictionaries should ref...
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Funny story: Obama Sisters Not Playing

Obama Sisters Not Playing

Washington, D.C. The Obama sisters, Malia and Sasha, are currently not playing with each other. This is said to be due to a recent visit by a cousin of the sisters at the White House. Malia Obama peeked in the cousin's secret diary when she -- Mal...
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Funny story: Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

Grand Spymaster Readying New Lists and Nod to General Bootheel

The Guard Dog has identified "the grand spymaster," referred to recently by Rand Paul, as Mr. Cornelius Crapper (no relation to James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, but located in an office down the hall). Due to a Guard Dog embed in...
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Funny story: George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

George Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books

Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...
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Funny story: JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...
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Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

Big Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much

He's seen it all, and he's sick of it. The beleaguered watchdog is having trouble keeping up with the amount of work he's been assigned and admits it may be time for him to quit his spying job. The number of folks he's supposed to keep track of...
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Funny story: News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death

News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death

News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress after years of undercover surveillance work. Pol...
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Funny story: Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

London - A major UK supermarket chain is to spy on carers 'that the government may not know about' a red top report says today. Leading supermarket chain Insanesburys' staff will root out these off-the-radar individuals who have evaded Big Brothe...
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Funny story: Secret Urinal Camera In Senate & House Has Mixed Results, Nuts

Secret Urinal Camera In Senate & House Has Mixed Results, Nuts

According to an insider, an aide, at the U.S Senate and confirmed by that of another aide, this one in the House of Representatives, two very small secret cameras were set up over the urinals there and the results being passed around have shocked man...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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