Former England striker, Michael Owen, has announced that he has taken out a super injunction.
The diminutive Scouser, who is still at Manchester United despite rumours to the contrary, has not said what the super injunction is over.
With 'survival sunday' looming, all managers of Premiership clubs have been warned about the legal ramifications of anything they say.
QC Humphrey Nonce has backed a Super Injunction by an anonymous footballer forbidding any manager from using the...
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