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Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Clearlymental, FL The Church of Scamatology has made a special announcement regarding the fact that none of their members, even though they are supposed to be the most awesome people on the planet, have ever factored into any sports competitions.

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PU Powers of Scamatologists

Funny story: PU Powers of Scamatologists

Scamatologists all over were overjoyed to have heard about new levels discovered that were superior to the OT levels, and even had the next highest alphabet lettering-PU. The PU Powers include the ability to smell really foul odors from miles away. "It's not really all that fun, in fact it's really annoying when you're in the middle of dinner and you can smell this raw sewage from miles away.

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Scamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers

Funny story: Scamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology announced that they have pulled off a sensational discovery with their advanced Super-OT Powers-the missing AirAsia plane! Notorious, money-grubbing head of the "religion" Davy Makemerich announced th...

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Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Funny story: Fox News Greta Van Susteran Overpowers Comedy Central's Jon Stewart

Los Angeles, CA Member of the Church of Scamatology and Fox News commentator Greta Van Susteran revealed to Comedy Central's Jon Stewart that "two wrongs don't make a right." This was revealed to Greta via her super-powers that she has gained from...

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Kim Jong Un, Ann Coulter, and Scientology Head David Miscaviage Form Axis of Evil

Funny story: Kim Jong Un, Ann Coulter, and Scientology Head David Miscaviage Form Axis of Evil

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada-The Chief Computer Hacker and Head of Intelligence for Canada, Dudley Trudeau, announced today that he had intercepted details of a secret meeting between North Korean and Scientology dictators Kim Jong Un and David Miscaviage...

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