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Miley Cyrus Talks About Her Sunburn, Her Butt Bruise, and Her Twerking

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Talks About Her Sunburn, Her Butt Bruise, and Her Twerking

TAMPA, Florida - It appears that Miley's parents never told their little moneymaker about sunblock. The "Wrecking Ball" singer took to the sun and sand and ended up with sunburn and a Picasso painting shaped bruise on her caboose. Miley was ask...

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Jennifer Lopez May Offer Piece of Tail on eBay

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez May Offer Piece of Tail on eBay

We live in a strange world today, especially on the world of eBay. You can go on there or one of the others like it and find a lot of things for sale. Still when a friend of mine pointed out an article, only a short paragraph at a Walmart checkout...

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Pepper Spray Tans Catching on with College Campus Protesters

Funny story: Pepper Spray Tans Catching on with College Campus Protesters

With all of their leftover disposable income being spent on college tuition rate hikes, students all over America are finding it harder and harder to find the money for extras to make themselves more appealing to potential partners. "We were count...

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Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

Funny story: Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

A space scientist at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has issued a warning in association with the current solar flare activity on the sun's surface. Edmund P. Rank, a scientist at NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory claims th...

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Whales Suffer From Sunburn - And They Need Shades

Funny story: Whales Suffer From Sunburn - And They Need Shades

Sunglasses manufacturers are urgently seeking talks with a team of scientists working on the effects sun on whales. The Sun's rays can "burn" whales' skin, just like they can damage human skin, according to the researchers. The scientists stud...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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