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85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

Funny story: 85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

After 85 years on the planet and sipping diverse teas for most of the time, an 85 year-old Brit pensioner has now found out why her teeth are in the jar and not in her mouth! Scientists have issued a study claiming acidic teas, and other terrible...

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Horror: Man Puts Two Sugars In Wife's Coffee

Funny story: Horror: Man Puts Two Sugars In Wife's Coffee

A sussex man was in shock last night after admitting to police that he had put two sugars in his wife's coffee. The unnamed man, Brian Talbot (53), told officers the incident occurred at around half past nine, when his wife Vera asked him to be a...

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Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

Funny story: Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

In one of the biggest co-ordinated international police swoops in history, Disney Productions California was cordoned off and Julie Andrew was arrested in the early hours of this morning. An F.B.I source said, "We have a result". The culmination...

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Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

Funny story: Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...

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Cuba Wants To Become The 51st State

Funny story: Cuba Wants To Become The 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just informed the White House press corps that he has received a certified letter from Cuban President Raul Castro asking him to allow Cuba to become America's 51st state. The letter outlined some of the bene...

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Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...

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New Yorkers draw line in the sand

Funny story: New Yorkers draw line in the sand

New York NY - Police attempted to restore order today in Times Square amid a tumult of rioting fat people. Spokesperson Ms. Phat Derrierey explained why protest had turned to violence. "It's that ban an large sugary drinks. We all decided that e...

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Scientists discover sugar in the Milky Way

Funny story: Scientists discover sugar in the Milky Way

Washington - Dr. P. Knut of the International Space Station has discovered a star in the Milky Way surrounded by sugar. The sugar was detected using sensitive instruments that can tell the molecular structure and composition of tiny hunks of sugar l...

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Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

Funny story: Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again. The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...

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Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent

Funny story: Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent

Bethesda Maryland - Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth. As Dr. Guerivarewus has shown, pla...

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Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent

Funny story: Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent

Bethesda Maryland - Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth. As Dr. Guerivarewus has shown, pla...

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Cola Company Executive Pulls a Fast One on President Obama

Funny story: Cola Company Executive Pulls a Fast One on President Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. - This week, the results of a study were released concerning public health and the economic benefits of taxing sugar-sweetened beverages. Research suggests that a tax on sugary soft drinks would provide a virtually unlimited sourc...

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Colonial Sugar Issues Declaration of Independence to Imperial Sugar

Funny story: Colonial Sugar Issues Declaration of Independence to Imperial Sugar

Colonial Sugar issued a declaration of independence to their Imperial Sugar Mother Company, referring to them as "tyrannical overlords." The Colonials, separated by massive distance from their Texas-based monarchs, have penned an eloquent statement o...

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Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Funny story: Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Sacherine, California - "Sugar, Sugar" the classic 1969 number-one hit single by fictional characters The Archies, has been implicated in the death of 573 diabetics worldwide. The song has been pulled from air play by radio DJs and likewise pulled fr...

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The Story Part 8 "Into the underworld"

Funny story: The Story Part 8 "Into the underworld"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known as APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

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The Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"

Funny story: The Story Part 7 "Into the future/Enter Dimon Dart Head"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

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The Story Part 6 "Pennypensilvil"

Funny story: The Story Part 6 "Pennypensilvil"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

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The Story Part 5 "Can't think of a title"

Funny story: The Story Part 5 "Can't think of a title"

This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.

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