Reverend Gerry Fallguy, minister at the Suffering Jesus Christ Baptist church in Atlanta and founder of the Moral Immaturity movement, called reporters to his church last week to announce a startling discovery:
"I took my kids to see the "Minions"...
GAWK, NEW YAK -- Nadine Gary, president of GoTopless compaign, protested the comments that some spectators made concerning Go Topless Day--or, more specifically, concerning those who participated in the event. "They had the audacity to rate our boobs...
Florida man, Frank Dobson, has claimed he is being fed subliminal messages from Vice President Joe Biden and says he is "waiting further instructions".
"I first began decoding the messages he was passing me through his appearances on TV and at pre...
Kids across the Western World can now log onto to Google and see Father Christmas's house at the North Pole, with Google Street View finally reaching the most northerly point on the planet.
"We're quite excited," said head of Google Mapping, Douga...
Mathematicians at Cambridge have cracked the secret code behind the flashing lights on Fruit Machines in pubs up and down the country, and the news is not good.
"To put it simply," said Nick Harvey, head of Prime Numbers at Cambridge, "the iterati...
The CIA are taking legal action in order to prevent a former operative spilling the beans as to the extent 'The Company' are reputed to be flooding internet websites with subliminal messages.
'The Company' have a long and not in all cases illustri...
Very angry prOtestors appeared ouTsidE the MajestiC cApItol buIldiNg TODAY in washington dc to protest against rising oil prices. obserVers called the Odd event '...a specTacle of public pridE...'
another went as far as to say '...My son Could be...
(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.
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