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Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

Funny story: Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage. This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...

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Masturbation 'Biggest Factor' in Elvis-style Fatalities

Funny story: Masturbation 'Biggest Factor' in Elvis-style Fatalities

Self-abuse, coffee, blowing your nose and straining to defecate could increase the risk of of a fatal stroke similar to Elvis Presley's, say researchers in Madrid. Eight risk factors were linked to bleeding on the brain. They all increase blood pr...

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LA Reporter Serene Branson Says She Feels "Lajfhbv UIawovhb" After On-Air Stroke

Funny story: LA Reporter Serene Branson Says She Feels "Lajfhbv UIawovhb" After On-Air Stroke

It was horrific: LA news-watchers, waiting to hear the latest dish on the Grammy Awards, instead were witness to C-level reporter Serene Branson's brain taking a sh-t on live TV. Via a viral video of the event, viewers can watch and rewatch the ho...

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Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd, the weird faced odd bod of X-Factor, has admitted to reporters that she suffered a minor stroke two years ago, causing her to start dancing the way she does. "She broke down and admitted that a stroke had hit her hard, and caused her l...

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Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Funny story: Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Nueces County, Texas: An NIH funded study conducted by the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor correlated the number of stroke victims with their proximity to fast food restaurants. A spokeswoman for the National Restaurant Association said "this...

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Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

Funny story: Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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