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Funny story: Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage. This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...
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Funny story: Masturbation 'Biggest Factor' in Elvis-style Fatalities

Masturbation 'Biggest Factor' in Elvis-style Fatalities

Self-abuse, coffee, blowing your nose and straining to defecate could increase the risk of of a fatal stroke similar to Elvis Presley's, say researchers in Madrid. Eight risk factors were linked to bleeding on the brain. They all increase blood pr...
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Funny story: LA Reporter Serene Branson Says She Feels "Lajfhbv UIawovhb" After On-Air Stroke

LA Reporter Serene Branson Says She Feels "Lajfhbv UIawovhb" After On-Air Stroke

It was horrific: LA news-watchers, waiting to hear the latest dish on the Grammy Awards, instead were witness to C-level reporter Serene Branson's brain taking a sh-t on live TV. Via a viral video of the event, viewers can watch and rewatch the ho...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd, the weird faced odd bod of X-Factor, has admitted to reporters that she suffered a minor stroke two years ago, causing her to start dancing the way she does. "She broke down and admitted that a stroke had hit her hard, and caused her l...
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Funny story: Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Nueces County, Texas: An NIH funded study conducted by the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor correlated the number of stroke victims with their proximity to fast food restaurants. A spokeswoman for the National Restaurant Association said "this...
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Funny story: Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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