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Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

Funny story: Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

World-renowned horticulturist Meghan Barlow, pressured on all sides to produce more award-winning zinnias, pentuias, celosia, and other blooms, recently realized that she lacked the time to stop and smell her own roses. "It's a problem," she ackno...

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Man Gets Stuck In A Rut

Funny story: Man Gets Stuck In A Rut

Reports have reached TheSpoof.com that a man has become stuck in a rut. The man, who must remain nameless because I don't want to give him the attention he craves, is said to have been in an extreme state of lethargy lately, and has done nothing w...

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Family of High School Senior Ready to Decide Her Future

The family of local high school senior Sophia Carmichael is bewildered by the stress and anxiety the young woman faces while trying to make a decision about her future. "I really just don't understand what all the trouble is," says Jenny Carmichae...

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Pet Peeves

Funny story: Pet Peeves

Hello. My name is Jackson Hoff. As a life-long editor of one publication after another, I feel it is my responsibility, occasionally, to supply a sharp, biting view of (insert topic here). I've thought long and hard about that responsibility. I think that was at breakfast like a week ago. I bet I spent 20 minutes straight kicking that around. I was deep into it when the cat knocked my pineapple ju...

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Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic

BEVERLY HILLS - Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallettte, traveled from her home in Canada to Beverly Hills to visit one of the nation's best stress doctors. Ms. Mallette told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that her son Justy has literall...

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Simon Cowell's Meltdown

Funny story: Simon Cowell's Meltdown

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell is a very private individual who does not like to give interviews. But he did sit down recently with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. De Gallo asked the man known as The Sultan of Sarcasm how many T-shirts he has.

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10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

Funny story: 10 Things To Do Whilst Waiting For a Slow Computer

Here, in the latest in his series "10 Things to Do," Nigel St. Faversham explores the options available to those of us struggling with a slow computer. Whether due simply to a full memory, or corrupted to oblivion with countless tics and viruses from the internet, a quick run-through our Top Ten will soon restore your love affair with the laptop, or at the very least keep that stroke at bay for ju...

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99% of Americans Are Rushing to Places They Don't Want to Go

Funny story: 99% of Americans Are Rushing to Places They Don't Want to Go

In a research study that confounded scientists, it was revealed that Americans live in constant state of hurry - and 99% of the rushers don't want to arrive at the place they're rushing to get to! Says Dr. Anna Klein, Director of the Center for Am...

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Give me back the good old days - Ode to teaching

Funny story: Give me back the good old days - Ode to teaching

Yesterday I said goodbye to the last class I will teach Yes I've retired but stuck it out - put the bit between my teeth. I started out in England in 1973 Three years of teachers' college there Was more than enough for me. My teaching job I did enjoy Each little girl, each little boy Some keen to learn,some keen to play. I enjoyed each and every day. And then I moved to Canada Wher...

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Holiday Stress Threatens Christmas at Sandringham

Funny story: Holiday Stress Threatens Christmas at Sandringham

Tension coloured the Royal Family's annual gathering at Sandringham today as the burden of entertaining a houseful of relations became too much for the Queen. "As usual," sighed a Lady-in-Waiting," she's tried to do too much. She was up to three...

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"Mondayitis" slowly creeping into Tuesday

Funny story: "Mondayitis" slowly creeping into Tuesday

Scientists in Switzerland made the shocking discovery last Tuesday that the social phenomenon of 'Mondayitis' has made its way into Tuesday. Confirmation of this was made when employees developed the telltale signs- lack of energy and increased ap...

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30% Of Britons Don't Give A Toss About Work

Funny story: 30% Of Britons Don't Give A Toss About Work

Hot on the heels of the astounding revelation that 70% of Britons are stressed out over work, a follow up report states categorically that 30% of Britons don't give a toss about work. Critics say that it's attitudes like this which have contribute...

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70% Of Britons Stressed Out Over Work

Funny story: 70% Of Britons Stressed Out Over Work

New figures released today reveal the an astonishing 70% of Britons spend sleepless nights worrying about work, for a bewildering variety of reasons. Since the recession kicked in, British workers have revealed that they are working too hard, for...

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Heart Attack Rates Up In England, U.S.

Funny story: Heart Attack Rates Up In England, U.S.

For some reason, the World Health Organization has checked and rechecked their numbers and they have concluded that England has the highest percentage of heart attack victims in the world with the United States coming in a close second. "So far we...

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Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

Funny story: Katherine Zeta-Jones Says That Her Rough Looking Face Is Due To Stress

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Katherine Zeta-Jones says that her recent rough facial appearance is due to recent bouts of unbounded stress. The actress, who readily admits that she is still stunningly beautiful, confessed that she has gained four pounds withi...

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A Phone Call from Mom Increases Stress Nearly as Well as a Slap

Funny story: A Phone Call from Mom Increases Stress Nearly as Well as a Slap

A slap from Mom might sound painful, but new research shows that just hearing her voice can initiate the same sorts of biochemical responses - even when Mommy Dearest is communicating by phone. The human body produces the hormone cortisol as a re...

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Stress Balls Found to Cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome

Funny story: Stress Balls Found to Cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome

Following a national increase in reported cases of carpel tunnel syndrome, the American Medical Association has released a report targeting stress balls as the root cause. Researched by Dr. Hayman Getoff-Maiklowd, recently reported CPS cases seeme...

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Keeping Our End Up

Intelligence Gathering Agencies in the U.K. have disclosed the effect of stress on their operatives in a new report out today. It has long been known that terrorist cells have been communicating with each other through pornographic web sites. In...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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