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Boy comes out as straight at high school assembly

Funny story: Boy comes out as straight at high school assembly

It was an end of the year assembly to honor the athletes at Jack Dempsey High School. The Stogton Village, New York school was just about to wrap up its ceremonies when Senior Terry Freely took the stage to accept his team spirit award. Terry...

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Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

Funny story: Tabloid Names And Shames World's Top Heterosexual

A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals. The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's...

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Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

Funny story: Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

LGBT officials interrupted during speech by, 'Monster trucks, are not gay.' "Apparently his name is Timmy Tucker. He's a Monster Truck driver. We weren't even on the subject of Monster Trucks!? We never even mention them..." 'We're not on the s...

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Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

WASHINGTON, AC/CD --- In wake of the U. S. Supreme Court's decision that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is "unconstitutional," the U. S. marriage rate has plummeted to an all-time low-among heterosexuals. The rate of gay marriages, on the other h...

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Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Funny story: Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...

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Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

There has been outrage in the gay community as it has been revealed that all the political candidates in the Oldham by-election were actually straight. The gay community were up-in-arms at what it described as "deliberate misleading" from the gove...

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Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

Despite rumors all over the internet, Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he is NOT gay. "I DO have some gay friends but most of my friends are straight", Bieber told us. "The stories on the internet are false. This is not to say that I a...

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Military: straight soldiers minority

Funny story: Military: straight soldiers minority

Following the Federal Court's ruling to strike down the military's "don't ask, don't tell policy," soldiers have started coming out of the closet in record numbers. "Entire platoons are telling us they're gay!" lamented Marine Corp. Gen. James Con...

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Is My Girlfriend Straight? QUIZ

Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be. 1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys? 2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys? 3.) Has she ever dated a boy? 4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often? 5.) Doe...

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Envoys from Planet Heterophobia Land in West Virginia: Claim Earth Now Their Colony

Funny story: Envoys from Planet Heterophobia Land in West Virginia: Claim Earth Now Their Colony

CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - Sightings of UFOs flying above, and landing, in West Virginia towns is nothing new. Pt. Pleasant, West Virginia, a small town where the Kanawha River joins the Ohio River has long been a hot-bed of alien activity.

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Meredith Baxter: 'Tiger made me straight again'

Funny story: Meredith Baxter: 'Tiger made me straight again'

Former sitcom TV mom Meredith Baxter, star of the 1980s show 'Family Ties', has announced that she has returned to being a heterosexual. Exactly one week ago, Baxter announced on The Today Show that she had been a lesbian for the last four years.

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Elton John is straight - ex reveals all

Funny story: Elton John is straight - ex reveals all

Buckinghamshire, England - "Elton John is straight" that's the startling statement, Elton John's ex-boyfriend Benny Anthejets has made to Gaytime is Goodtime Gossip Magazine. Anthejets spilled the beans on his sordid affair with John back in the...

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First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

Funny story: First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

In a bold step, the BBC is going to experiment next Saturday night with an "all-straight" light entertainment show. After years of promoting homo stars, the Director General himself ordered the one-off show to highlight the fact that the Corporation...

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SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

Funny story: SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

San Francisco, Ca - City authorities here in San Francisco today torpedoed proposals for a Heterosexual Pride Day and parade to take place in the city. City Mayor, Chalfont C Yoghurt refused to be drawn by reporters on the reasons for the refusal,...

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Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Funny story: Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Muched loved comedian Alan Carr has always been known to be gay. Now after spotting him on a night out, I have proof (well, not the type that would stand up in court, just my own fevered rantings) that this is nothing but an act.

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Radder's So Straight, It Physically Hurts

Funny story: Radder's So Straight, It Physically Hurts

It has come to my attention that there are many foolish people with very bad gay-dars out there. These people believe that great actor Daniel Radcliffe is homosexual, they are in fact wrong and I set out to prove this.

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John Barrowman as straight as a ruler- and not the bendy type.

Funny story: John Barrowman as straight as a ruler- and not the bendy type.

Today Torchwood star John Barrowman (41) threw away his Prada handbags and climbed back into his closet announcing that he had been wrong, he was straight.

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Tips for improving self-confidence

Funny story: Tips for improving self-confidence

Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...

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