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Funny story:  Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

LGBT officials interrupted during speech by, 'Monster trucks, are not gay.' "Apparently his name is Timmy Tucker. He's a Monster Truck driver. We weren't even on the subject of Monster Trucks!? We never even mention them..." 'We're not on the s...
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Funny story:  Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

WASHINGTON, AC/CD --- In wake of the U. S. Supreme Court's decision that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is "unconstitutional," the U. S. marriage rate has plummeted to an all-time low-among heterosexuals. The rate of gay marriages, on the other h...
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Funny story:  Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Nixon phones White House from the Beyond

Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...
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Funny story:  Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

There has been outrage in the gay community as it has been revealed that all the political candidates in the Oldham by-election were actually straight. The gay community were up-in-arms at what it described as "deliberate misleading" from the gove...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

Despite rumors all over the internet, Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he is NOT gay. "I DO have some gay friends but most of my friends are straight", Bieber told us. "The stories on the internet are false. This is not to say that I a...
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Funny story:  Military: straight soldiers minority

Military: straight soldiers minority

Following the Federal Court's ruling to strike down the military's "don't ask, don't tell policy," soldiers have started coming out of the closet in record numbers. "Entire platoons are telling us they're gay!" lamented Marine Corp. Gen. James Con...
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Funny story:  Is My Girlfriend Straight? QUIZ

Is My Girlfriend Straight? QUIZ

Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be. 1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys? 2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys? 3.) Has she ever dated a boy? 4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often? 5.) Doe...
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Funny story:  Envoys from Planet Heterophobia Land in West Virginia:  Claim Earth Now Their Colony

Envoys from Planet Heterophobia Land in West Virginia: Claim Earth Now Their Colony

CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - Sightings of UFOs flying above, and landing, in West Virginia towns is nothing new. Pt. Pleasant, West Virginia, a small town where the Kanawha River joins the Ohio River has long been a hot-bed of alien activity.
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Funny story:  Meredith Baxter: 'Tiger made me straight again'

Meredith Baxter: 'Tiger made me straight again'

Former sitcom TV mom Meredith Baxter, star of the 1980s show 'Family Ties', has announced that she has returned to being a heterosexual. Exactly one week ago, Baxter announced on The Today Show that she had been a lesbian for the last four years.
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Funny story:  Elton John is straight - ex reveals all

Elton John is straight - ex reveals all

Buckinghamshire, England - "Elton John is straight" that's the startling statement, Elton John's ex-boyfriend Benny Anthejets has made to Gaytime is Goodtime Gossip Magazine. Anthejets spilled the beans on his sordid affair with John back in the...
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Funny story:  First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

First "All-Straight" Saturday TV Show

In a bold step, the BBC is going to experiment next Saturday night with an "all-straight" light entertainment show. After years of promoting homo stars, the Director General himself ordered the one-off show to highlight the fact that the Corporation...
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Funny story:  SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

San Francisco, Ca - City authorities here in San Francisco today torpedoed proposals for a Heterosexual Pride Day and parade to take place in the city. City Mayor, Chalfont C Yoghurt refused to be drawn by reporters on the reasons for the refusal,...
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Funny story:  Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Muched loved comedian Alan Carr has always been known to be gay. Now after spotting him on a night out, I have proof (well, not the type that would stand up in court, just my own fevered rantings) that this is nothing but an act.
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Funny story:  Radder's So Straight, It Physically Hurts

Radder's So Straight, It Physically Hurts

It has come to my attention that there are many foolish people with very bad gay-dars out there. These people believe that great actor Daniel Radcliffe is homosexual, they are in fact wrong and I set out to prove this.
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Funny story:  John Barrowman as straight as a ruler- and not the bendy type.

John Barrowman as straight as a ruler- and not the bendy type.

Today Torchwood star John Barrowman (41) threw away his Prada handbags and climbed back into his closet announcing that he had been wrong, he was straight.
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Funny story:  Tips for improving self-confidence

Tips for improving self-confidence

Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...
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Funny story:  The "Art" of Writing

The "Art" of Writing

As if. Do you think I would submit a piece called the "art of writing" if I knew anything about how to write stuff. What do you take me for? I can barely hold a pencil straight long enough to write down the number of the local pity clinic where I go weekly to get shots of confidence for my lagging libido. And besides none of that has anything at all to do with whether or not I can write.
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Funny story:  Shane of Westlife Is Not Gay!

Shane of Westlife Is Not Gay!

Shane of Westlife has come out as straight and made it absolutely clear that he is not at all gay and is totally normal.
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