Despite rumors all over the internet, Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he is NOT gay.
"I DO have some gay friends but most of my friends are straight", Bieber told us. "The stories on the internet are false. This is not to say that I a...
Following the Federal Court's ruling to strike down the military's "don't ask, don't tell policy," soldiers have started coming out of the closet in record numbers.
"Entire platoons are telling us they're gay!" lamented Marine Corp. Gen. James Con...
Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be.
1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys?
2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys?
3.) Has she ever dated a boy?
4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often?
5.) Doe...
CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - Sightings of UFOs flying above, and landing, in West Virginia towns is nothing new. Pt. Pleasant, West Virginia, a small town where the Kanawha River joins the Ohio River has long been a hot-bed of alien activity.
Former sitcom TV mom Meredith Baxter, star of the 1980s show 'Family Ties', has announced that she has returned to being a heterosexual.
Exactly one week ago, Baxter announced on The Today Show that she had been a lesbian for the last four years.
Buckinghamshire, England - "Elton John is straight" that's the startling statement, Elton John's ex-boyfriend Benny Anthejets has made to Gaytime is Goodtime Gossip Magazine.
Anthejets spilled the beans on his sordid affair with John back in the...
In a bold step, the BBC is going to experiment next Saturday night with an "all-straight" light entertainment show. After years of promoting homo stars, the Director General himself ordered the one-off show to highlight the fact that the Corporation...
San Francisco, Ca - City authorities here in San Francisco today torpedoed proposals for a Heterosexual Pride Day and parade to take place in the city.
City Mayor, Chalfont C Yoghurt refused to be drawn by reporters on the reasons for the refusal,...
Muched loved comedian Alan Carr has always been known to be gay. Now after spotting him on a night out, I have proof (well, not the type that would stand up in court, just my own fevered rantings) that this is nothing but an act.
It has come to my attention that there are many foolish people with very bad gay-dars out there. These people believe that great actor Daniel Radcliffe is homosexual, they are in fact wrong and I set out to prove this.
Today Torchwood star John Barrowman (41) threw away his Prada handbags and climbed back into his closet announcing that he had been wrong, he was straight.
Self-confidence is so important in today's cut and thrust life, and you really need to stand out from the crowd if you want to get ahead in this world. There is no point sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself, so get up on your feet and do something about your sorry excuse for a life. Be aggresive! Be firm! Stand up straight when people are talking! What's wrong with you?! You need a s...
As if. Do you think I would submit a piece called the "art of writing" if I knew anything about how to write stuff. What do you take me for? I can barely hold a pencil straight long enough to write down the number of the local pity clinic where I go weekly to get shots of confidence for my lagging libido. And besides none of that has anything at all to do with whether or not I can write.
Shane of Westlife has come out as straight and made it absolutely clear that he is not at all gay and is totally normal.
(Sacramento, Calif)- Remember the ground breaking documentary where Morgan Spurlock tried to eat nothing but McDonald's for 30 straight days? Me too, is that guy the biggest dumbfuck or what?...
Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...
In an interview due to be published in The Sunday Times tomorrow, Gay Prince Edward makes a confession that will stun his family, the theatre world, his long term lover Steve Richardson but most of all his wife, the ridiculously horny Sophie Rhys-Jon...
A look at some films which never made it straight to DVD, let alone to the cinema.