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Angry Liberals Vow to Open New Chain of Stores Called 'Snobby Lobby'

Boston - Liberals are seething over the Supreme Court decision which allows Hobby Lobby to not have to offer certain birth control products which they believe induce abortions and which violate their religious beliefs. Hateful people took to t...

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Local man Developes The Green Weenie

Funny story: Local man Developes The Green Weenie

A local man, Claude Davis of Sevierville, Tennessee says he knew he had to get to the doctors in a hurry when he woke up with a green weenie this morning! "Maude come her quick!" "I was getting us some breakfast!" "Look here. I done got the green weenie. It'll fall off and what will we do?" "Oh, let me take a look-see, It was doing real fine last night. It does look green and kinda wri...

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Nude Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

Funny story: Nude Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

CHICAGO - In what is being billed as one of the biggest retail mistakes in the history of the retailing business, millions of Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls are being recalled. Three of the nation's largest retail stores, the Dilly Dally Retail S...

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Attempted Suicide At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #8)

Funny story: Attempted Suicide At Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #8)

(1952: Pete's Country Store) Abe and Sally Foreside come in the front door of Pete's Country Store fanning gnats. "Pete we saw the Liberry Truck leavin the store. Did our books come in?" "Looks like you brung a swarm of dog-pecker gnats in with you. Let me see. She left about 20 books and magazines. Of course, there's a dozen National Geograffics for Joe Linseed. He's probably lookin' f...

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