It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York.
The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.
The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the young formerly squeaky clean Mouseketeer turned rich white trash singer, developed electrical problems flying back from a concert in India and was forced to make an emergency landing in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Tila Nguyễn, the academically challenged television whore known as Tila Tequila, is having her face sewn back on at a suburban Chicago hospital, after being unceremoniously removed from the stage of an Insane Clows Posse concert by ticket holders wit...
Mecca, Saudi Arabia - Three million pilgrims at the 2008 Hajj were stunned when the devil threw stones back at them. The stoning of the devil is one of a series of rituals during the annual pilgrimage to Mecca that every able-bodied Muslim is expecte...
Old Bailey, London - (Ass Mess): Five boys convicted of killing a harmless middle aged man by pelting him with stones and rocks while he played cricket on the village green have been sentenced to two years exile in Iran.
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