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The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Funny story: The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Long-time Stonehenge researcher and aficionado Archy Ollie Geist for years has been obsessed with getting at the true meaning of the ancient, mysterious site on the Salisbury Plain. Recent renewed ground radar analysis has brought to light previ...

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Obama Has Rendezvous With Stones

Funny story: Obama Has Rendezvous With Stones

Wiltshire, UK - Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts were left high and dry at a famous London bar today as Barack Obama dropped by another ancient Brit monument to visit some very important stones. The President took time o...

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Comet Siding Spring dazzles Summer Solstice skies

Funny story: Comet Siding Spring dazzles Summer Solstice skies

The Cosmos - A new comet from deep inside the Oort Cloud is winging its way across the heavens this weekend like some cosmic prima ballerina strung out on angel dust. Comet Siding Spring, aka C/2013 A1, will be visible at twilight over Stonehenge...

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Archaeologists discover "Sheephenge"

Funny story: Archaeologists discover "Sheephenge"

Amesbury - Researchers from Sheffield University have announced the discovery of yet another mini-Stonehenge. The newest site, dubbed Sheephenge, is of recent origin and is reported to be constructed entirely of sheep, though the site has been diffic...

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Stonehenge bouncy castle rattles Barking Druids

Funny story: Stonehenge bouncy castle rattles Barking Druids

Isle of Dogs, London - The erection of a 50 foot blow-up Stonehenge replica at Barking Park is causing ructions among indigenous Druids. They fear whordes of stoned New Age nuts amassing at the inflatable monument are f++king up the natural cosmic...

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Long lost Stonehenge Mona Lisa discovered

Funny story: Long lost Stonehenge Mona Lisa discovered

London - The restoration and complete overhaul of a 15th century copy of Leonardo da Vinci's Verging On The Rocks has revealed a new version of the Mona Lisa. Sitting surrounded by Stonehenge's awesome monoliths the Florentine beauty wears a crims...

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The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

Funny story: The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

Space - Dismissed in 1959 by the USSR Luna 3 probe as a pile of inconsequential volcanic trash a 3,000ft diameter standing stone formation has been captured on camera by NASA's latest mission. Stunning pictures from the Grail-A spacecraft reveal a...

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Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Funny story: Wiccan joy as Pentagon builds $80,000 Stonehenge replica at USAF training academy

Colorado Springs - "Silly excuse for naked revelry around a bonfire during the full moon!" is how one scornful US general put it as news of the Pentagon funding broke this week. However for the US military's motley crew of wiccans, pagans and asso...

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'Standing Stones' at Famous Wiltshire Site to be moved to London!

Funny story: 'Standing Stones' at Famous Wiltshire Site to be moved to London!

Following discussions with the government the famous ancient standing stones of Wiltshire's 'Stonehenge' are not going to have to be destroyed after all. Instead they are to be carefully taken down from there present site at Amesbury then relocated t...

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Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' - report

Funny story: Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' - report

London - An explosion of scare-in-the-community numbers is being blamed on alien-tampered wheat that's infiltrated the national food chain. "You've only got to look at some Wiltshire residents' faces to see those Darwinian throwback genes surfac...

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Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Funny story: Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...

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Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Funny story: Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...

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Stonehenge structure spotted on Google Ocean's latest Atlantis find

Funny story: Stonehenge structure spotted on Google Ocean's latest Atlantis find

Atlantic Ocean - (Pillocks of Hercules): A massive standing stone circle 'resembling Stonehenge' has been spotted under ancient layers of marine debris. The ruins appear on a grid-like image of the Atlantic Ocean bottom near the Canary Juice Isles...

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Illuminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!

Funny story: Illuminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!

London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn. Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their sordid secrets. The...

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Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology

Funny story: Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology

A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology. It is the latest exciting development regarding the prehistoric megalith, following on from las...

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Stonehenge Mystery

Funny story: Stonehenge Mystery

The discovery of a site near Stonehenge of great historical interest has excited all interested in the ancienct history of Britain. Various theories are being put forward to explain what these new structures are all about. Mystic Meg is certain...

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Will Google celebrate the Summer Solstice with a tired old drawing of Stonehenge at sunrise?

Funny story: Will Google celebrate the Summer Solstice with a tired old drawing of Stonehenge at sunrise?

Questions were being asked this evening regarding Google's plans for celebrating the Summer Solstice. A hastily convened panel of experts was assembled over the Internet to debate the issue. Boris Johnson, in South Africa to promote the UK's 2018...

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Government Cuts: Rebuilding of Stonehenge now in doubt

Funny story: Government Cuts: Rebuilding of Stonehenge now in doubt

Hidden among the cuts announced by the government in the last few days is a project that was originally promoted as a key Conservative initiative. The rebuilding of Stonehenge into a fully operational sports stadium was suggested as an important ele...

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