Space - Dismissed in 1959 by the USSR Luna 3 probe as a pile of inconsequential volcanic trash a 3,000ft diameter standing stone formation has been captured on camera by NASA's latest mission.
Stunning pictures from the Grail-A spacecraft reveal a...
Colorado Springs - "Silly excuse for naked revelry around a bonfire during the full moon!" is how one scornful US general put it as news of the Pentagon funding broke this week.
However for the US military's motley crew of wiccans, pagans and asso...
Following discussions with the government the famous ancient standing stones of Wiltshire's 'Stonehenge' are not going to have to be destroyed after all. Instead they are to be carefully taken down from there present site at Amesbury then relocated t...
London - An explosion of scare-in-the-community numbers is being blamed on alien-tampered wheat that's infiltrated the national food chain.
"You've only got to look at some Wiltshire residents' faces to see those Darwinian throwback genes surfac...
Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'.
The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument.
New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
Atlantic Ocean - (Pillocks of Hercules): A massive standing stone circle 'resembling Stonehenge' has been spotted under ancient layers of marine debris.
The ruins appear on a grid-like image of the Atlantic Ocean bottom near the Canary Juice Isles...
London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn.
Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their sordid secrets.
The...
Looks like Bronze Age teenagers were no different to the chavs of today.
Archaeologists examining the 3000 year old remains of a teenage girl have found clear evidence of piercings to her nose, upper lip, both ear-lobes, her left eyebrow and more...
A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology.
It is the latest exciting development regarding the prehistoric megalith, following on from las...
The discovery of a site near Stonehenge of great historical interest has excited all interested in the ancienct history of Britain.
Various theories are being put forward to explain what these new structures are all about.
Mystic Meg is certain...
Questions were being asked this evening regarding Google's plans for celebrating the Summer Solstice. A hastily convened panel of experts was assembled over the Internet to debate the issue.
Boris Johnson, in South Africa to promote the UK's 2018...
Hidden among the cuts announced by the government in the last few days is a project that was originally promoted as a key Conservative initiative. The rebuilding of Stonehenge into a fully operational sports stadium was suggested as an important ele...
Famous cartoon caveman, Fred Flintstone, is angry that a recent story in The Spoof about, a similar-sounding caveman one, Fred Flinstone who frequents drive in theartere "Stonhenge, might" make people who don't know better think, that the story is ab...
The diaries of Fred Flinstone, and his friend Barney Rubble, were found today in the remains of a small town called Bedrock. Remarkably the diaries were in good condition for their age and revealed an important insight into the lives of a caveman.
London - (Rite of Spring): Remember Me and Twilight star Robert Pattinson is to be initiated into the Ancient British Order of Bards and Druids at the annual Vernal Equinox ritual at Stonehenge on Saturday.
The day marks the solar ingress into the...
Pacific Ocean - (Tremors): A vast Stonehenge-like structure has appeared 100 miles south west of Floreana close to the island's 'Devil's Crown' underwater volcanic cone.
The edifice rose from the shaken seabed on the back of a pre-crustacean era r...
NASA HQ, Roswell - (X-Files): "ET's building another Stonehenge right here in Death Valley," NASA boss and First Earth Battalion CEO General Albert Stubblebine III told reporters today.
His comments follow intense UFO tractor beam activity which P...