Associated Press- Hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" is the process of drilling and injecting dangerous fluid into the ground at high pressure in order to fracture shale rocks to release natural gas inside.
President Obama has said that natural ga...
The wonder mellower-outer cannabis, always said to have a positive, tranquilizing affect on its users, has unfortunately not had such an effect on the normally ego-centered Coloradoans who recently legalized use of it.
"Criminy," said Jim Bames, o...
It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York.
The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.
Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever.
DARE is an educational outreach program in...
Yesterday at a news conference President Obama said that marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol. He also said that he approved of the use of medical marijuana under controlled conditions governed by state law. As he said this, sweat dripped d...
Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long t...
Venlo, Holland: A totally stoned out of her brains Dutch woman ended up in hospital today after breaking her nose whilst walking into her wardrobe door.
Emergency services rushed to the scene to find the woman bleeding profusely, her nose broken,...
Recent crop circles discovered in the Australian outback are not being made by stoned Aborigines going walkabout as originally thought. They are actually being created by stoned wallabies who love to chew poppies it seems.
This is the official gov...
Abbottabad - The medicinal marijuana licence was personally issued by the High Province Governor to help Old Bin Bag deal with a congenital deficiency.
"Yep, Old Binnie - as we called him round here - was a typical stoner," Tory Bora resident Oma...
NEW YORK - Remember the screaming punk singers who howled, or even screeched during parts of their heavy metal, amoral punk, and classic rock (say Joe Cocker and Janis Joplin)? LeRoy Stevens, a New York City artist and recording wizard, just release...
New York - Local Party girl Robin Privman tried to text the cute guy she met earlier in the evening while barhopping with her girlfriends, but soon discovered something was wrong with her cell phone.
England's Stonehenge has become the new mecca for potheads around the world, surpassing even Weed, California as the favored vacation destination.
Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.
A trombone player for the Boston Symphony went into cardiac arrest Saturday night while playing in the orchestra pit. The symphony was playing for a packed house with Britney Spears when the incident occurred.
Bordeaux, France- "What's going on over there is just making me sick," confides Xavier Baron, a part-time student and full-time raver from the southwestern France. "The international community can no longer ignore the senseless de...
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