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Obama Seems Loaded At Press Conference

Funny story: Obama Seems Loaded At Press Conference

Associated Press- Hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" is the process of drilling and injecting dangerous fluid into the ground at high pressure in order to fracture shale rocks to release natural gas inside. President Obama has said that natural ga...

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Coloradoans Are Now Even Bigger A**holes Since Start Of Legalized Pot

Funny story: Coloradoans Are Now Even Bigger A**holes Since Start Of Legalized Pot

The wonder mellower-outer cannabis, always said to have a positive, tranquilizing affect on its users, has unfortunately not had such an effect on the normally ego-centered Coloradoans who recently legalized use of it. "Criminy," said Jim Bames, o...

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Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque

Funny story: Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque

It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York. The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.

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D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...

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President Obama Has A Weed Problem

Funny story: President Obama Has A Weed Problem

Yesterday at a news conference President Obama said that marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol. He also said that he approved of the use of medical marijuana under controlled conditions governed by state law. As he said this, sweat dripped d...

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England v Holland: Ex-pat spoofer with Dutch wife found stoned with a brick stuck in his head!

Funny story: England v Holland: Ex-pat spoofer with Dutch wife found stoned with a brick stuck in his head!

Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long t...

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Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!

Funny story: Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!

Venlo, Holland: A totally stoned out of her brains Dutch woman ended up in hospital today after breaking her nose whilst walking into her wardrobe door. Emergency services rushed to the scene to find the woman bleeding profusely, her nose broken,...

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Stoned wallabies creating crop circles in Australia are stoned aliens!

Funny story: Stoned wallabies creating crop circles in Australia are stoned aliens!

Recent crop circles discovered in the Australian outback are not being made by stoned Aborigines going walkabout as originally thought. They are actually being created by stoned wallabies who love to chew poppies it seems. This is the official gov...

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Osama spent retirement tending his skunk crop

Funny story: Osama spent retirement tending his skunk crop

Abbottabad - The medicinal marijuana licence was personally issued by the High Province Governor to help Old Bin Bag deal with a congenital deficiency. "Yep, Old Binnie - as we called him round here - was a typical stoner," Tory Bora resident Oma...

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NYC artist's vinyl album of screams is big fuggin hit

Funny story: NYC artist's vinyl album of screams is big fuggin hit

NEW YORK - Remember the screaming punk singers who howled, or even screeched during parts of their heavy metal, amoral punk, and classic rock (say Joe Cocker and Janis Joplin)? LeRoy Stevens, a New York City artist and recording wizard, just release...

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Wasted Girl Can't Work Cell Phone

New York - Local Party girl Robin Privman tried to text the cute guy she met earlier in the evening while barhopping with her girlfriends, but soon discovered something was wrong with her cell phone.

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Stonehenge new mecca for potheads

Funny story: Stonehenge new mecca for potheads

England's Stonehenge has become the new mecca for potheads around the world, surpassing even Weed, California as the favored vacation destination.

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Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Funny story: Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.

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Trombone player suffers heart attack during Britney Spears-Boston Symphony concert; several others injured

Funny story: Trombone player suffers heart attack during Britney Spears-Boston Symphony concert; several others injured

A trombone player for the Boston Symphony went into cardiac arrest Saturday night while playing in the orchestra pit. The symphony was playing for a packed house with Britney Spears when the incident occurred.

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European Stoners Voice Concern over Afghanistan

Funny story: European Stoners Voice Concern over Afghanistan

Bordeaux, France- "What's going on over there is just making me sick," confides Xavier Baron, a part-time student and full-time raver from the southwestern France. "The international community can no longer ignore the senseless de...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

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