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The Other C-Word

Funny story: The Other C-Word

So, let’s get this straight. Steve Bannon called Trump’s older daughter, according to Michael Wolff’s book Fire And Fury, “Dumb as a brick.” No mention was made of that negative description. No outrage there. Doesn’t mean everyone silently agreed.

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Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

Funny story: Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...

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Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Funny story: Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Palm Beach, FL--At his Mar-a-Lago Resort Donald Trump was awarded the Stable Genius Award, by its former recipient, Sarah Palin, at a ceremony attended by hundreds of Trump supporters who were there, purportedly, to Make America Smart Again. On re...

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Big Bad Wolff At The White House

Funny story: Big Bad Wolff At The White House

While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald...

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Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Funny story: Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...

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Alabama Voters"Not Quite as Creeped Out" by Roy Moore After Watching Steve Bannon

Funny story: Alabama Voters"Not Quite as Creeped Out" by Roy Moore After Watching Steve Bannon

Mobile, AL - After viewing news reports featuring a speech by former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon at a campaign rally in support of U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore, many Alabamians interviewed afterward said they were not quite as distur...

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Bannon Calls for Boycott of Pledge of Allegiance

The boycott of the National Anthem by some NFL players has gained an unexpected ally. Steve Bannon, formerly of the White House staff and once again head of Breitbart News, announced today that he would no longer participate in recital of the Pledge...

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Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

In breaking news on CNN tonight, the network is reporting that an anonymous source has told Anderson Cooper that President Donald Trump fired Stephen Bannon this morning via Tweet. Thousands of Trump supporters who originally backed Trump because of...

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Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

Funny story: Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

NEW YORK--The long running morning show Fox and Fiends announced today that it is welcoming, as its new morning co-host, Satan, the Commander-in-Chief of Hell. Enthused Steve Doocy about the new co-host: "We're really excited to have Satan as our...

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King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Funny story: King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...

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Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

Funny story: Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...

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Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Funny story: Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...

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In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

Funny story: In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C.-In a ceremony today at the White House, President Barack Obama issued an authentic Birther Certificate, signed and certified by Chief White House Strategist and Wife Beater Steven Bannon and White Nationalist Richard Spencer. Th...

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Trump's Chief Says Hard Not To Throw Nazi Salute

Funny story: Trump's Chief Says Hard Not To Throw Nazi Salute

In an effort to explain the meaning of the term alt.right, Steve Bannon, the Trump White House Chief of Staff, explained the term. When Bannon headed Brietbart.com, who championed the alt.right, it was a kind of cesspool for neo-Nazis, anti-Semites,...

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Trump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK

Funny story: Trump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK

It didn't take a clairvoyant to predict that the press would almost instantly normalize President-elect Donald Trump since they had already normalized him when he was a candidate. After a 60 Minutes interview, Lesley Stahl declared him "more subdued...

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Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

Funny story: Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

It's been a rough week for Steve Bannon: Breitbart News executive chairman, Trump's campaign CEO, and not overly female-friendly champion of white nationalism. The week started well. President-elect Donald Trump named Steve Bannon as his chief adviso...

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Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

Funny story: Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

He said it would be rigged. He blatantly announced that the presidential election would be rigged. The squirrels supporting his presidential election promised the election would be rigged. They would have poll monitors at various neighborhoods to...

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Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Funny story: Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...

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Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.
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