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A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Funny story: A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...

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Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

Funny story: Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...

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Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

Funny story: Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle. The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], whic...

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A Kansas Farmer Has Developed A Pear That Tastes Like Ribeye Steak

Funny story: A Kansas Farmer Has Developed A Pear That Tastes Like Ribeye Steak

WICHITA, Kansas - The news media is reporting that local farmer Gibraltar Goldenball, 58, has come up with a pear that will revolutionize the pear industry. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine interviewed Mr. Goldenball on his 2,713 acre p...

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The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

Funny story: The Outback Steakhouse Has Decided To Change Its Name

TAMPA, Florida - The executives of The Outback Steakhouse had their semi-annual meeting in Tampa and decided to make a big corporate change. Board of directors member Cassiopeia Snapstickler, 51, stated that four of the eight board members present...

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O'Donnell: "No More Separation of Church & Steak!"

It was billed as a major policy statement by the Republican candidate for the US Senate in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell. Several thousands of her supporters were there as well as the national media. Ms. O'Donnell took the stage with a resolute look...

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Pulitzer Winning Author Eats Shula's 48 Ounce Porterhouse

Funny story: Pulitzer Winning Author Eats Shula's 48 Ounce Porterhouse

According to just about anyone who would listen to the man, the myth, the legend of Spoof writing author, PM Wortham, they report that the author did accomplish the monstrous task of consuming Shula's Steakhouse famous 48 ounce Porterhouse. Initia...

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Qatar In Sainsbury's Buying Frenzy

Funny story: Qatar In Sainsbury's Buying Frenzy

Sainsbury family "gutted" as Qatar royal family push meat prices to all time high.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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