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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says that he cannot believe all the hullabaloo that is going on in America regarding Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan. Kim Jong Un spoke with The Rice Paddy National News A...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden To Visit North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just issued a press release regarding North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. According to White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax, the White House received an email from Pyongyang, North Korea which came from Kim Jo...
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Funny story: David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host David Letterman has said that he has just received a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inviting him to visit his wonderful country. The leader of North Korea expressed to Letterman that he is his all-time f...
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Funny story: Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

London - Punch-drunk at the promise of a USAF Scare Force One mile high ride with President Obama this week PM David Cameron is laughing off daft backbench rumors of a plot 'to oust him this Thursday'. The day coincides with the Ides of March - a...
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Funny story: Turkish President's 'wife caught on the hop with curlers and headscarf' at Horse Guards Parade spectacle

Turkish President's 'wife caught on the hop with curlers and headscarf' at Horse Guards Parade spectacle

London - Three days of pomp and pageantry got off to a shaky start today at the Turkish presidential state visit opening ceremony. Representing the largely secular NATO ally the country's First Lady Mrs Hayrunnisa Gul stunned Brit officials with h...
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Funny story: OMG! Michelle finds used condom in Belgian Suite's royal four-poster!

OMG! Michelle finds used condom in Belgian Suite's royal four-poster!

London - It's been likened to a scene from UK TV's Hotel Inspector show where dubious boarding houses are condemned on Pubic Health & Safety fears. Today's news that America's First Lady found a used rubber in between the royal shits - er...sh...
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Funny story: Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

London - Hailing the 'enduring bombs' between our two countries the US President called the Queen royal 'toast'. "Your majesty's a living witness to our lyings...alliance!" Obama droned on. "And a cheap sauce of Brazilians - er...chief source of our resilience! "Hic." The Queen just sat there fidgeting in her royal banquet seat, the lamb en croute aux oignons verts repeating on her e...
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Funny story: 'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

London - Special relationship humbug plunged new depths today as gangster first cousins Barack Obama and David Cameron spun out more 'shoulder to shoulder' crap. A Daily Smearer rant published this morning hailed their 'deep emotional connection b...
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Funny story: Queen tells Bush: "Despite being deposed in 1963 by Churchill & JFK I've managed to blag it"

Queen tells Bush: "Despite being deposed in 1963 by Churchill & JFK I've managed to blag it"

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In what has been described as Tony Blair's finest hour of re-inventing seventy years of mobster collusion between US and UK cold war gangster families Queen Elizabeth delivered Downing Street's largest desperate ap...
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Funny story: Which Bush for Bush

Which Bush for Bush

Whilst the political experts have been hotly debating the whys and wherefore of the state visit of President Bush, the horticultural fraternity is in a tizz about what the best bush for Bush would be.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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