(With apologies to the movie Taxi)
The Search for the One Star Bastard!
Fade In: A BEDROOM MIRROR REFLECTING MAIN CHARACTER
"You lookin' at my story?
Are you looking at my story?
I don't see anybody else here...
Are you lookin' at my story?
I can't believe you just one-starred my story...
You sick fuck...it hadda be you, cause I don't see nobody else here..
The veteran Hollywood actor, Simian Bogus was said to be stable in the Intensive Care Unit at the fictional BBC hospital where Charlie Fairhead used to ply his trade.
Bogus, 119, a Rwandan national was admitted with a lung infection late last nigh...
A girl who had 56 stars tattooed onto the left side of her face has finally come clean and admitted that she did it for The Spoof.
Starface girl initially claimed that the tattooist had misunderstood her instructions, and said she'd fallen asleep...
Kate and Gerry McCann, who didn't do it, received substantial payments in the form of damages today after the Star and Express both admitted their coverage of the case of the McCann's missing daughter (they can't have done it, it stands t...
An almost great showbiz entertainer finally hangs up his dancing shoes today.
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