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Giant Squid Reported in Lake Okeechobee

Funny story: Giant Squid Reported in Lake Okeechobee

Rita Island, Florida (IPP) - Authorities near Lake Okeechobee, Florida have been receiving numerous reports that a giant squid has been seen lurking near Rita Island at the south end of Lake Okeechobee. Catfish fisherman are hunting for the giant...

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Sailors Mistaken Giant Squid for Giant Penis

Funny story: Sailors Mistaken Giant Squid for Giant Penis

News of the Weird, USA -- 26 sailors made it into an undisclosed port along the eastern seaboard this evening despite having been attacked by what has been described as a "giant penis." As of this hour, reports are a bit sketchy. However, the Capta...

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Giant Australian Squid Has Dandruff

Funny story: Giant Australian Squid Has Dandruff

Sidney, Australia (IP) - A giant squid washing up on an Australian beach was found to have had dandruff. Marine biologist Dr. Spongebloke Trianglepants was asked how could scientists possibly know such a thing and he said, "Just look at his Hea...

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Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

Funny story: Microwave Planned for Giant, Frozen Squid. If Unsuccessful - Colossal Calamari - Deep Sea, Deep Fried

A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.

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Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Funny story: Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...

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New sea creature lurking in the deep

Funny story: New sea creature lurking in the deep

PLACID, Fla. -- A ghastly, 23-foot-long squid with arms more than half its total length has been captured on videotape in four different oceans in recent years.

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