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Funny story: Violence Erupts as first squatters are evicted

Violence Erupts as first squatters are evicted

In scenes reminiscent of the dark days of the poll tax riots, squatters who had taken up residence in London houses were forcibly evicted by riot clad police officers. The squatters representatives, named only as Cameron and Osbourne were dragged...
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Funny story: Dutch police confuse female student living space with squat

Dutch police confuse female student living space with squat

The police in Holland have accidentally cleared out the student house instead of the squat next door. The cause of the confusion was the 'alternative look' and second hand clothing. The front door was forced open with a ram and a small protest wa...
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Funny story: Orders for bulldozers hit 100 year high

Orders for bulldozers hit 100 year high

Detroit - As home foreclosures escalate the need to bulldoze vacant property is expected to soar. That is why orders for bulldozers have hit a 100 year high, according to bulldozer salesman Ravegay Iggerday, of Detroit. We have Mr. Iggerday on the...
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Funny story: Travellers in Basildon still there

Travellers in Basildon still there

A week after the bailiffs arrived to evict a group of travellers from Basildon, the travellers are still there. "We're not going anywhere," said George Atasda, from the other side of a big wall. "We like it here." Currently, the law is against...
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Funny story: Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded. Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...
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Funny story: Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA - Unemployed local Ed Stepson, 37, was kicked out of his parent's house today by his father, Gene Stepson, 63, and mother, Jean Stepson, 59. Ed rejected his parent's proposal by invoking the antiquated "squatter's rights," giv...
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Funny story: Squatters at Abbey Arrested

Squatters at Abbey Arrested

In a move predicted by some, the Police have moved in on squatters outside Westminster Abbey. 'This has nothing to do with the wedding' said Police Chief Bland (known to his mates as Blind) 'these people are taking over prime locations in London a...
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Funny story: Members of The Really Free School Collective are suing Guy Ritchie

Members of The Really Free School Collective are suing Guy Ritchie

Squatters belonging to The Really Free School Collective have been evicted from the $12 million home owned by Guy Ritchie in London, England. Apparently, they took the house over as it had been empty for quite a while and, in their eyes, is a wast...
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Funny story: Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.

Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.

In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...
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Funny story: Stig of the Dump awarded Squatter's Rights

Stig of the Dump awarded Squatter's Rights

Beloved childhood bogeyman Stig of the Dump has been awarded Squatter's rights. This follows similar news that the Wombles have been given the freedom of Wimbledon Common. The two have much in common, with their ideas of green living and recycling...
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Funny story: Aliens claim Arctic

Aliens claim Arctic

Unexpected visitors to the Ilullisat conference on conflicting territorial claims to the Arctic have created an uproar by asserting that they own everything north of 80 degrees.
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Funny story: Mayor opens squatters' advice centre where squatters moved in 6 months ago

Mayor opens squatters' advice centre where squatters moved in 6 months ago

The mayor of Burnley, Bea Enpea, has opened the country's first squatting advice centre for layabouts, drug-addicts and fake Big Issue sellers who can't be bothered working and paying for a mortgage.
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