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Mathematicians fit a square peg in a round hole

Funny story: Mathematicians fit a square peg in a round hole

Mathematicians at Keswick University have produced a proof that shows how to fit a square peg into a round hole. "Using topological manipulation calculations," said theoretical mathematician, Patience Tested, "we have successfully transmogrified a...

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Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales

Funny story: Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales

The Office of Square Trading, the government body overseeing the sale of all rectangular shapes, has been investigating the illegal sale of squares. "There is a massive black-market trade in squares, oblongs and rectangles," said Rex Tangle, chair...

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Circles or Squares? Mathematicians debate the big question.

Funny story: Circles or Squares? Mathematicians debate the big question.

The big debate in mathematics at the moment is the (sometimes violent) discussion over which is more perfect, the circle or the square. Squarely in the Circle camp, is mathematician, Stephen Pille. "The circle has long been considered the perf...

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The Key Shop

Dad's locksmith shop was a perfect circle. So round that I don't think I can tell you the square footage of the place. It was small though. So small that one day when an epileptic friend of my father's had a fit in the shop, he took up nearly the length of the place, front to back, when he fell.

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American Pie producers announce new venture

Funny story: American Pie producers announce new venture

After the great success of "American Pie" and the never-ending string of sequels, producers have announced the up coming, "Square Pie." The new movie is intended for a more "square" audience, those who are not amused by...

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Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

Funny story: Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

A new reality Television show on NBC hits the airwaves with a bang this Fall! This program will "knock your socks off," states one TV critic. Eight of the most obnoxious, pompous Liberals will square off against eight unbearable, arrogant...

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