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Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

Funny story: Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

London - Crown jewelers have welded night vision goggles to the Queen's tiara in case she flips out on Friday when the Big Light in the sky goes awol. A powerful solar eclipse will see much of the United Kingdom blacked out in the morning in fulfi...

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Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

Funny story: Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

New York - Astrologers are still working on the karmic implications of the phenomenon which will create a once-in-a-lifetime shadow path transiting much of the New York City tri-state area - as if the East Coast needs such a reality check! Mostly...

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London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report

Funny story: London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report

London - The MoD confirmed today it was monitoring the flypast anthem ahead of Tuesday's Vernal Equinox. A tip-off from the International Space Station saw RAF jets scrambled to check out intelligence taht an alien mothership is about to suck up i...

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Druids' equinox procession to de-hex Primrose Hill of toxic karma left behind by Sadie Frost, Peter Mandelson, Rhys Ifans,Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Kate Moss etc etc

Funny story: Druids' equinox procession to de-hex Primrose Hill of toxic karma left behind by Sadie Frost, Peter Mandelson, Rhys Ifans,Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Kate Moss etc etc

London - Successive solar and lunar eclipses have failed to cleanse North London's premier pagan hot spot of decades of luvvies' toxic crap. This Tuesday karmic pest control in the guise of the Druids' annual Vernal Equinox parade up the iconic R...

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Toxic Japanese plume to reach Daily Mail readers 'by the Spring Equinox'

Funny story: Toxic Japanese plume to reach Daily Mail readers 'by the Spring Equinox'

London - The equinoctial rollercoaster countdown begins today amid reports that 'articles spumed from the wrecked nuke plants' will affect 9 out of 10 of the tabloid's readers. Radioactive fumes being carried on a wave of hysteria have already pen...

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Vernal Equinox/Passion Sunday/Month of Splendor/Sun Trine Mars shocker!

Funny story: Vernal Equinox/Passion Sunday/Month of Splendor/Sun Trine Mars shocker!

London - (Portents): The sky's on celestial viagra this Sunday as stunning astrological tumescence heralds the start of the zodiac's new year. The Aries Sun trines with Mars, sexybeast god of war in the sign of Leo, celestial big puss and cat-tha...

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Pope delivers muddled Easter message

Funny story: Pope delivers muddled Easter message

Pope Benedictine XIV today delivered a rather muddled Easter message in Rome today, causing much confusion amongst the thousands of faithful gathered there, and even some heckling. 'Ave Romani', the German said, 'today is Easter Sunday, and I stan...

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Vernal equinox: astrological grand cross spells Good Friday doom

Funny story: Vernal equinox: astrological grand cross spells Good Friday doom

Off-the-Wall-St - (Armageddingouttahere Mess): Global financial markets' numerology watchers are unequivocal: Thursday's turbulent spring equinox heralds a potentially lethal Good Friday full Moon and cosmic 'grand cross' in the zodia...

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Druids banned from Primrose Hill Equinox rite after threats to burn Camilla effigy

Funny story: Druids banned from Primrose Hill Equinox rite after threats to burn Camilla effigy

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Not content with having banned traditional bonfire night fireworks celebrations on North London's Primrose Hill five years ago on the spurious grounds of susceptibility to terrorism attacks, the Royal Parks Agency...

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