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Lisa and Ilsa's Titillating Spring Break

"This is a really dumb idea... and it was mine!" Lisa said, turning to Ilsa as they entered the fraternity house through an unlocked back door. "I think it's cool, Lisa." Ilsa didn't hesitate, being especially careful to close the door quietly. "But if the place is deserted why are we being so quiet?" "The boys are gone but the housemother is probably still here during spring recess if she c...

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Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Funny story: Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Internet providers scambled on Monday to get their servers back on line after nude photos of Sen. Ted Cruz were posted on line by a Hollywood Gossip site. The photos (so graphic that they caused projectile vomiting by some internet users) where...

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Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

Funny story: Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

DENVER - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed all of the law enforcement departments in the state that no one will be taking vacations the week of Spring Break. The governor stressed that the state is expecting upwards of 6 millio...

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How To Avoid being Eaten By SHARKS While on Spring Vacation!

Funny story: How To Avoid being Eaten By SHARKS While on Spring Vacation!

GAINESVILLE, FL - This time of year college students start putting away their books and start planning for Spring Vacation, once again only weeks away. This annual rite of passage means making new friends and non-stop partying. And as their parents v...

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'Good Girl' Stunned to See Herself Acting Suggestively on YouTube

Funny story: 'Good Girl' Stunned to See Herself Acting Suggestively on YouTube

RINGSIDE, Ky.-A "good girl" who only let herself get out of contol once in her life was mortified to discover that her single act of rebellion was captured on video by someone's phone or other handheld device and posted for everyone to see. "I-I'm...

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This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

Mom and Dad always said I wouldn't amount to anything, but wait until they hear that yours truly was named the winner of the Punta Cana Spring Break "Wild Girl" Stripper Contest! Believe me, this wasn't a cake walk. No fewer than 70 girls competed to see who could take off their clothes in the most alluring manner and then parade themselves around in as many different ways as possible. When you co...

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Massive Antarctic Ice Shelf Jennifer Headed For Spring Break!

Funny story: Massive Antarctic Ice Shelf Jennifer Headed For Spring Break!

Well kids, look who's headed for Fort Lauderdale Florida at the the height of the college Spring Break season! It's none other than Jennifer, the massive ice shelf currently hanging by a thread off the coast of Antarctica. When questioned abou...

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Top 20 Mennonite Wild Spring Break Favorites

Funny story: Top 20 Mennonite Wild Spring Break Favorites

20. Painting the town Black & White 19. Barn Loft Bungie Jumps 18. First To Churn Their Butter 17. Reshaping elder's beard while he sleeps 16. Going Bonnetless from buggy while throwing beads 15. Buttermilk Chug-A-Lugs 14. Bucket of horse piss over barn doors 13. Horse Apple Fight 12. Sporting "Born To Raise Barns" Tee Shirts 11. Pulling A Skinny Dippin' All-Nighter...

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DEMS Can't Wait for Spring Break! What a Trip! Duds Go Wild!

Funny story: DEMS Can't Wait for Spring Break! What a Trip! Duds Go Wild!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post/Lifestyle Section - With the heat turned up in the capitol over repeated gaffes, missteps and autocratic pronouncements, fumbling Democratic legislators can't wait to get out of town and blow off a little steam! The...

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Mexico Cancels Spring Break

Funny story: Mexico Cancels Spring Break

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican Senate has voted to cancel this year's spring break. They said that they are taking the measure because of the sorry state of the American economy. Senator Alfredo Refried-Valdez of the state of Yucatan said, "With Americ...

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Joran Van der Sloot Named Spokesman for Mexican Spring Break PR Campaign!

Funny story: Joran Van der Sloot Named Spokesman for Mexican Spring Break PR Campaign!

Cancun,Mexico/ Missing Persons News & Travel Alert Bulletin - A spokesman for the beleaguered Mexican Travel Bureau announced today a multi-million Peso ad campaign to encourage spring breakers to continue to flock to it's blood stained beaches.

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Spring Break merchants make millions

Funny story: Spring Break merchants make millions

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: City representatives report that this year's Spring Break was highly lucrative for roadside entrepreneurs. "Unfortunately, many of the sales were illegal," said counselwoman Goldie Saget.

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Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

Funny story: Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The

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Bush buys Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan

Funny story: Bush buys Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan

WASHINGTON - President Bush invested Monday in a Stasher, Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan model, and he confirmed plans to hit the road for spring break this year, his first such trip in three years.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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