It all started in a local elementary school. The teachers noticed that several students were covered with spots. Debbie Westmoreland of Springfield Elementary said, "All I know was that at least four of my girls were covered with spots."
Squaresville police are trying to figure out the meaning of what looks like a new form of vandalism throughout their town. Nearly everything is getting covered with spots. This was first discovered when police officers started getting calls about the...
World superstar, Robert Pattinson has some bad news for his female fans. His most prized possession, his stunningly kissable lips will be out of action until the spot that has appeared on them goes down, for it currently causes him intense pain whene...
Donna, the sophomore who wears bangs to cover up her zitty forehead, got another zit today, except this time it wasn't on her forehead as usual, it was on her butt!
Horrified, the crafty teenager put some Nozema on her butt on Tuesday night. That...
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