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Blumstone Village Sports Day

Funny story: Blumstone Village Sports Day

All competitors must bring their own medical kits and have personal injury insurance. The games will be held on the village green so space will be limited. Mrs Spong has begun heating the village pond with kettles of hot water. No urinating please. Diary of Events: 09:00hrs: Kick the cat over the neighbour's wall (Manx cats are banned from this event) 09:30hrs Lamp Post lea...

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Sports Day 2012

Funny story: Sports Day 2012

Ensuring total dedication to pupil safety has become the key concern at Bagthorpe Primary. At the end of 2011, the head, Mrs Harriet Willmott chaired the initial sports day committee meeting, with the focus set thoroughly on security. Having kept a k...

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BBC Radio 5 Live should cover 'more minority sports' says BBC Trust

Funny story: BBC Radio 5 Live should cover 'more minority sports' says BBC Trust

BBC Radio 5 Live has been told to do more to cover minority sports in a wide-ranging review by the BBC Trust. This follows criticism of Radio 5 Live by its commercial rival, TalkSport, which said the station was failing its remit to cover less mai...

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How Spoof Writer got to 'first base' with professional hockey player

Funny story: How Spoof Writer got to 'first base' with professional hockey player

It happened a number of years ago, admits female Spoof Writer. People are gobsmacked when I tell them I got to first base with a professional hockey player. I don't want to embarrass him by mentioning his name, but he owns a large lake-front property in Port Dover, Ontario. This truly happened. He was visiting his brother at the school his brother, and our Spoof Writer, were both teachi...

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Man with three buttocks denies having an advantage in Arse Kicking Competition

Funny story: Man with three buttocks denies having an advantage in Arse Kicking Competition

This year's district games were once again held at the Sir Oswald Mosely Memorial Playing Fields, and the fine weather helped to attract a record number of visitors. Alongside the staging of all of the traditional local sports, there was also more trade stalls and side-shows than ever before, including those of Mick's Spliffs, The Department of Health and Social Security, Legal Aid Solicitors,...

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Camilla now in "race" row

Funny story: Camilla now in "race" row

In a bad month for the Royal Family Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Wales and future Queen, has become involved in a race row. In a move which surely be greeted with dismay by Prince Charles, she has refused to award the prizes for the "three-le...

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