All competitors must bring their own medical kits and have personal injury insurance.
The games will be held on the village green so space will be limited.
Mrs Spong has begun heating the village pond with kettles of hot water. No urinating please.
Diary of Events:
09:00hrs: Kick the cat over the neighbour's wall (Manx cats are banned from this event)
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