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Chinese Takeaway Plastic Spoon Manufacturer Issues Profit Warning As People Use Own Spoons

Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Plastic Spoon Manufacturer Issues Profit Warning As People Use Own Spoons

The Rise in popularity of Chinese Takeaway home deliveries where people use their own spoons to eat Chinese food with has caused PorkSpork, the global plastic takeaway spoon manufacturer to issue a profit warning. C.E.O. Mr. Ying Tong Diddle I. P...

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The Joy Of Customer Services (Or: How To Bite One's Lip 'Til It Bleeds)

Funny story: The Joy Of Customer Services (Or: How To Bite One's Lip 'Til It Bleeds)

What follows is an actual transcript of a telephone conversation that took place during a normal working day in an office in the UK. It is a snap shot of the levels of customer services that can be expected from a typical British company. Names and specific product have been changed to protect the guilty, and to further explain the frustration encountered by the person making the enquiry.

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The Keukan Study Defines Popular Affection Positions

Funny story: The Keukan Study Defines Popular Affection Positions

In recent months, scientists at the North American Association of Foreplay and Sexuality (NAAFAS) have finished their study of spooning, and have discovered that spooning is not the only preferred way of remaining close to your partner after intimate...

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Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Funny story: Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621. The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...

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Spoon Crime On The Rise!

Funny story: Spoon Crime On The Rise!

As all knifes have been banned from the United Kingdom, criminals have now moved to the last vestige of weapons available to them - spoons and forks. Government propaganda outlets have released made up scary spun figures out of thin air in order to s...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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