The Rise in popularity of Chinese Takeaway home deliveries where people use their own spoons to eat Chinese food with has caused PorkSpork, the global plastic takeaway spoon manufacturer to issue a profit warning.
C.E.O. Mr. Ying Tong Diddle I. P...
What follows is an actual transcript of a telephone conversation that took place during a normal working day in an office in the UK.
It is a snap shot of the levels of customer services that can be expected from a typical British company.
Names and specific product have been changed to protect the guilty, and to further explain the frustration encountered by the person making the enquiry.
In recent months, scientists at the North American Association of Foreplay and Sexuality (NAAFAS) have finished their study of spooning, and have discovered that spooning is not the only preferred way of remaining close to your partner after intimate...
Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621.
The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...
As all knifes have been banned from the United Kingdom, criminals have now moved to the last vestige of weapons available to them - spoons and forks. Government propaganda outlets have released made up scary spun figures out of thin air in order to s...
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