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Funny story:  Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"

Al Gore 'Hot' After Being Denied Insurance Against "Spontaneous Human Combustion!"

Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against "Spontaneous Human Combustion" based on the determination he suffers from a 'pre existing condition' according to a spokesman...
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Funny story:  Current Heat Wave Has Unprecedented Consequences

Current Heat Wave Has Unprecedented Consequences

Authorities across the state of Texas are becoming increasingly concerned by the alarming number of occurrences of spontaneous combustion. While the process of objects bursting into flames in the absence of a source for ignition is scientifically co...
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Funny story:  Boffin Breaks Wind So Violently He Combusts

Boffin Breaks Wind So Violently He Combusts

Scientists in Bolton were stunned this morning when leading 'Fartologist' Leonard Crapper literally evaporated from the laboratory they were working in. Colleague Marty Neebianco explained, 'Len was a maverick,he always said that a really violent...
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Funny story:  New government campaign targets spontaneous human combustion

New government campaign targets spontaneous human combustion

Costing 3 billion pounds, the new hard-hitting government safety campaign, aimed at cutting fatalities from spontaneous human combustion, will show a man whistling nonchalantly like some kind of idiot while smoke rises all around him. Featuring th...
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Funny story:  Chat show chair in tragic spontaneous combustion

Chat show chair in tragic spontaneous combustion

Yesterday, "The Jeremy Kyle Show" was rocked by the news that one of its chairs had spontaneously combusted following a special edition of the controversial chat show, which usually sees families and friends airing their problems in front of a live s...
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Funny story:  Were celebrity's near-fatal burns caused by Spontaneous Human Combustion?

Were celebrity's near-fatal burns caused by Spontaneous Human Combustion?

CHARLESTON, WV -- Ten weeks after the late May fire that resulted in 2nd and 3rd degree burns that very nearly killed pseudo-celebrity Tijuana Ramada, West Virginia Arson Investigators have tentatively ruled the blaze that gutted the entire 5th floo...
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Funny story:  Ken Clarke MP spontaneously combusts

Ken Clarke MP spontaneously combusts

The Tory stalwart politician Ken Clarke spontaneously combusted during a business luncheon in London this afternoon. The Shadow Business Secretary was in the middle of a speech at Mansion House Camilla Cheval was sitting next to him when it hap...
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Funny story:  Entire Daily Mail readership spontaneously combusts

Entire Daily Mail readership spontaneously combusts

Every single reader of the right-wing hate rag The Daily Mail burst into flames today, thought to be caused by the combined rage generated by several stories over the course of the last few days.
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Funny story:  Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Satire Journalist Dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion

Semi-funny satire journalist Gene Mason has died of spontaneous human combustion at the age of 49 following what is believed to have been a massive marijuana overdose, according to police experts.
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Funny story:  Spontaneous Combustion Epidemic Continues

Spontaneous Combustion Epidemic Continues

A young man, Mohammed Al-Mohammed Ahmed, 24 from Baghdad, spontaneously combusted in a market this weekend, killing 23 bystanders.
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Funny story:  Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Glastonbury Town Hall - (Pyromaniac Mess): Spontaneous human combustion could be behind the death of a judge who literally exploded in his garden shed just minutes after a blazing divorce row with his wife left him incandescent with rage.
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