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Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...

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Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

Funny story: Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...

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Sponsorships Take Over Football

Funny story: Sponsorships Take Over Football

After Newcastle renamed their stadium the Specsavers Stadium, there have been a rash of clubs wanting to follow in their footsteps to earn extra income. From Bolton's Odour-Eaters Stadium to Ipswich's Anusol Arena, the high street has finally come to...

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Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Funny story: Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Inking his first endorsement deal since his wife's golf-club-upside-the-head incident two years ago, Tiger Woods will stump for Rolex Watches in a new advertising campaign targeted at working class men. The magazine ads already under production, W...

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Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

Funny story: Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy. The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...

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Have a Hurricane Named After You

Funny story: Have a Hurricane Named After You

The American Meteorological Society has decided that the hurricanes in the 2012 hurricane season can be named subject to a five hundred dollar fee. "We are trying to save up for a new supercomputer," said meteorologist Katrina Gomez. "Up until now...

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Hyde to change their name again

Funny story: Hyde to change their name again

First they were called Hyde United, but the United was dropped when Hyde were given pots of cash by Manchester City for sponsorship and use of their stadium. Now Hyde are set to change their name again. "We never dropped the United from our name w...

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2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

Funny story: 2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

Specscrimpers, the British Opticians that were immortalized in the football chant towards referees and added to this by sponsoring those very referees, have gone a step further into sport sponsorship by sponsoring the 2020 Olympics. "It's a natura...

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Andy Murray to be sponsored by Pritt Stick

Funny story: Andy Murray to be sponsored by Pritt Stick

Scottish tennis star Andy Murray has forgone his sponsorship deal with the Royal Bank of Scotland to carry the flag for glue manufacturer Pritt Stick. "I've been thinking about this for a while," Murray told The Spoof, "and I think that Pritt Sti...

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Gannex Raincoats to sponsor the Premier League in 2011/12

Funny story: Gannex Raincoats to sponsor the Premier League in 2011/12

In a landmark deal announced today, the Barclays Premier League will have a new sponsor from next season. With our top players wearing more and more items of clothing while playing, a major clothing brand have seized on the opportunity to re-launc...

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London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update

Funny story: London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update

Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...

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This ISN'T Anfield

Funny story: This ISN'T Anfield

You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...

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Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it. Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood hav...

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FIFA Scores Own Goal with Sponsorships

Funny story: FIFA Scores Own Goal with Sponsorships

Campaigners believe that FIFA has scored an own goal by signing up sponsors that sell unhealthy products; they believe FIFA should have gone with sponsors who promote a healthier lifestyle. Coca Cola, McDonald's and Budweiser are partners or offic...

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Scottish FA announce new sponsor

Funny story: Scottish FA announce new sponsor

After the shock parting of the ways between Tennants and the Scottish FA, the Scottish footballing body has acted quickly to fill the gap. The Scottish based drinks company has made the decision after David Tennant left the popular BBC drama, Doc...

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Sponsor depicts Rooney as a fat, bearded, loser slob and he fitted the role perfectly!

Funny story: Sponsor depicts Rooney as a fat, bearded, loser slob and he fitted the role perfectly!

Multi-millionaire superstar, Wayne Rooney, was asked by his Sponsor, to go back to his roots in their latest advertising campaign, Rooney of course said yes (over his appearance fees, no comment!). The scenario is that Rooney slips over his laces...

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Football club's pet food sponsorship deal disallowed as 'false advertising'

Funny story: Football club's pet food sponsorship deal disallowed as 'false advertising'

It was announced today that Grimsby Town the struggling league two football club have secured a deal with Youngs Sea Foods to continue with sponsorship next season, even if they are relegated. It was rumoured that a national pet food manufacturer...

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Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

Funny story: Phonetic Alphabet Sponsored

The phonetic alphabet, popularised by the military, the police and by call centres has remained unchanged for several decades. Up until now it has remained: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, Indigo, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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