Cartoon favourite, Popeye, always cracked open a can of spinach when he needed an energy boost to fight off his enemies and save Olive.
But research has suggested it would have been better if he had opted for beetroot!
Boffins have discovered t...
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University and the Mayo Clinic have discovered a new probable cause for many, if not most, forms of cancer. In a study lasting three years and costing in excess of twelve billion dollars, Scientists have linked together...
SEAWATER, CA (AP Newsliar) -- The spinach industry filed a joint lawsuit against Popeye the Sailor Man today, sources reported. The suit alleges that Popeye violated contractual stipulations related to his obligations as spokesman for the spinach in...
"Then he went outside to pee. He was a good soldier he. Went outside when he needed to to pee. For lunch he had spinach wraps. We paid him $7.35 an hour for his militaryism."...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Name Calling Trump
Trump to Seek Re-erection
Donald Trump, Jr. Blames His Divorce on Obama
Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!