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Funny story: Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - In an astounding sighting, several people sailing on Lake Erie have reported seeing a sperm whale in the freshwater lake. One of the individuals, Wexford Spillovich, 48, said that he and his brand new bride Kylee Tina, 43, were sailing...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries Are Overheard Using The "M" Word

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries Are Overheard Using The "M" Word

MARINA DEL REY - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, borrowed their good friend Rob Pattinson's yacht, The Twilight Tigress. The two sailed out on the Pacific Ocean to watch the annual sperm whale mating rituals off...
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Funny story: Supermarkets to start selling Whale Milk

Supermarkets to start selling Whale Milk

Two of the big four High Street supermarket chains Asco and Tesda are to start selling the highly controversial Whale Milk. The other three of the big two, Sainssons and Morribury's are watching sales of Whale Milk with interest. PETAL, the People...
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Funny story: Jersey Shore's Snooki Arrested for 'Beer-Bonging' Pancake Syrup on Beach

Jersey Shore's Snooki Arrested for 'Beer-Bonging' Pancake Syrup on Beach

The day after MTV's premiere of Italian-American smear-fest "Jersey Shore Season 2: Son of Jersey Shore," tangerine-colored porker Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ, where the show is currently filming. Police officials c...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!

Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!

Former President William Jefferson Clinton, AKA the Sperm Whale, tickled Kim Jong Il "in just the right places," resulting in the pardoning of two US journalists held in North Korea. "Ya know what ole Freud said, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus...
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Funny story: Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

London - (Ass Mess): Marine conservationists at London Zoo believe that global warming is responsible for a spate of virgin births among sperm whale females following their alarming disinterest in traditional mating.
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Funny story: Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...
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Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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