Vandenberg AFB / 30th Space Wing (AP) - Like a facial on a Friday night, NASA's latest mission will hit you right between the eyes as they search for information to help the Western Snowy Plover reproduce. The Snowy Plover Ecological Reconnaissance M...
Lancashire, U.K. - In a story that can only be seen in light of that old adage, reversed, 'What comes a round, goes around,' a German expatriate living as a civil servant in Britain, Helmut Heins, has claimed to have fathered over 10,000 children thr...
Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution.
Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...
Dear Sir,
As an avid onanist, I was wondering if you could publish the best place to off load my semen.
Yours respectfully
W. Anker
London
Dear Sir,
In last months edition, you stated that swingers could suppliment their income by putting their jiz in a jar and selling it to a clinic. My wife and I tried this, and it has taken us a month to fill a small jam jar. What sort of pr...
A new campaign to encourage sperm donors to come forward and help childless couples to conceive is targeting sports stars in an attempt to increase media exposure.
Donors are not paid, but can claim expenses for tissues, redecoration, cleaning of...
Men who donate sperm for IVF treatment should be paid more than women who donate their eggs, it has been claimed.
Laura Witjens, chair of the National Gamete Donation Trust who has donated her own eggs reckons most people are not aware of the "ser...
In a first for English judicial law, two men have been found guilty of illegally making sperm, available over the internet, by turning a hobby into a scheme for reaping pecuniary rewards.
The men behind the seminal case, Bill Wrangler and his rig...
Reading Police are cock-a-hoop over the arrest of the two notorious Directors of "Sperm-U-Like," a long running Internet scam aimed at desperate, childless couples.
Clients paid £380 to join, choosing potential fathers from a list of anonymous sp...
Ask any atheist what belief in imaginary and non-existent gods means and to a (wo)man they will say:
"Religion has been the curse of mankind."
Depending on what one believes in this is either the wisest assessment of why men behave as they do...
As news breaks this morning that Cristiano Ronaldo is selling his sperm online, Victoria Beckham has issued a statement that she will be offering David Beckham's sperm for sale shortly.
'David's sperm is not currently available, we are presently w...
The Secretary of State for Health, Andy Burnham, has lashed out at the porn industry after research showed it was a major hindrance to NHS plans to pay cash incentives for sperm donations.
"The industry thinks only of its profits and is apparentl...
Tewantin, Qld. Australia. Incredible! Man invented a little machine that can extract fresh cum from hundreds of men and then have it ready on demand on tap.
The machine works on the principle of rotatory solenoids. It has a mouth-like aperture wh...
The shortage of jizz in Britain has worsened. Gordon Brown revealed today that the only big wankers left in the UK were in Parliament.
With the shortage getting worse British women seeking a bun in their oven have begun to search abroad in the hop...
SAN DIEGO, California - Researchers have long known that sex can be fun, that people who have sex often tend to live longer, healthier lives, and that sexually active men have healthier sperm.
What researchers did not know is that the collection o...
Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
A spunky sperm named Brian today revealed to Spoof.com reporters how he emerged from a horrifyingly traumatic ordeal to emerge as supreme champion in the world's toughest test of swimming endurance.
Brian lived on a small planet which was frequent...
In the ejaculate of the average male, there are over one million sperm. Only one of these, the first to reach and penetrate the egg, can be considered "successful;" The others all die in the attempt. Obviously, the most successful sperms are the o...
Thousands of British women have been fleeing John Bull's island because the British males are, well, less than John Bullish, so to speak.
Studies of British male virility have revealed that the British boys have lost their spunk. Ladies of the co...