"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government".
The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...
Nick Clegg has shocked football fans by speaking out in impassioned defence of Carlos Tevez' refusal to come on as a substitute for Manchester City during last night's Champions League game against Bayern Munich.
"Look," said Clegg in a specially...
Walmington-On-Sea, East Coast, England: Some of the British population may be surprised to learn that in one part of England, martial law is still in place. Captain Mainwairing is still in charge, still believing an imminent invasion of the Nazi hordes is on the cards.
Now that Liam Fox, the Defence Secretary, has announced the Army will be cut by a fifth from its current size of 102,000 to ar...
In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK.
Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...
George Osbourne has used the sad example of punk-rock god Iggy Pop in order to defend massive government cuts in public spending. Pop, a hugely sucessful singer/songwriter fell on hard times in the late noughties due to his irresponsible spending habits and penchant for gambling huges swathes of money on internet bumfights.
'Whilst I'm not the biggest fan of his "music" myself'
Osbourne told...
Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke has warned that the middle classes are largely unaware of the effect government spending cuts will have on their lives.
Clarke feels in particular that Middle England will be particularly hit by the scale of upheav...
As he sits with his Bob the Builder Advent Calender, the Right Honourable Eric Pickles, MP, Local Government Secretary, fantasises about the treats to come.
The Tories do not call him the "Big Man" without reason. He is big, very big. As he ponder...
A naval authority has sprung to the defence of the Goverment cuts in military spending.
We reported last week that maritime affairs expert Rear Admiral Morton Vulgar-Fraction, RN (Retd) was horrified at the cuts which would see no jet aircraft tak...
Cuts, cuts and more cuts have forced the "Dynamic Duo" into making many radical budget decisions and one of the worst hit areas is the military.
David Cameron announced the cuts in front of bewildered opposition MP's today and here are the main po...
Angry Rangers supremo Martin Bain last night vowed to fight the proposed Government spending cuts as he prepared to go to war with the SFA.
The raging chief executive is angry that the Ark Royal is to be scrapped as he planned to launch strategic...
Hundreds of London's youngsters are planning a mass toddle in protest at spending cuts which threaten the future of the capital's adventure playgrounds.
Borough councils in the Greater London area say playgrounds will have to close if no Governmen...
The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research.
He urged univers...