Showing:

Funny satire stories about spending cuts

Try another search?

Latest Government Austerity Measures Cause Havoc On Nations Pockets

Funny story: Latest Government Austerity Measures Cause Havoc On Nations Pockets

David Cameron, Prime Minister and Conservative, has unveiled his latest tactic in achieving 'permanent austerity' in Britain. Announcing his latest plan at a banquet, held in honour of having expensive parties for people who don't really do anythi...

Read full story View 'Latest Government Austerity Measures Cause Havoc On Nations Pockets'

Spending cats force sale of Lord Mayor's mansion

The Lord Mayor of Mansfield has had to put his mansion on the market, after running out of money. He initially blamed his wife for running up massive debts. But she blamed their 25 cats. "We've got one Persian and a few Moggies, but most of them a...

Read full story View 'Spending cats force sale of Lord Mayor's mansion'

Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

Funny story: Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government". The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...

Read full story View 'Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!'

Nick Clegg: Carlos Tevez right to refuse to play

Nick Clegg has shocked football fans by speaking out in impassioned defence of Carlos Tevez' refusal to come on as a substitute for Manchester City during last night's Champions League game against Bayern Munich. "Look," said Clegg in a specially...

Read full story View 'Nick Clegg: Carlos Tevez right to refuse to play'

Captain Mainwairing: "Dad's Army Territorials to be expanded, to make up for cuts to regular soldiers."

Funny story: Captain Mainwairing:

Walmington-On-Sea, East Coast, England: Some of the British population may be surprised to learn that in one part of England, martial law is still in place. Captain Mainwairing is still in charge, still believing an imminent invasion of the Nazi hordes is on the cards. Now that Liam Fox, the Defence Secretary, has announced the Army will be cut by a fifth from its current size of 102,000 to ar...

Read full story View 'Captain Mainwairing:

Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

Funny story: Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK. Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...

Read full story View 'Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK'

Osbourne uses example of Iggy Pop to defend cuts

Funny story: Osbourne uses example of Iggy Pop to defend cuts

George Osbourne has used the sad example of punk-rock god Iggy Pop in order to defend massive government cuts in public spending. Pop, a hugely sucessful singer/songwriter fell on hard times in the late noughties due to his irresponsible spending habits and penchant for gambling huges swathes of money on internet bumfights. 'Whilst I'm not the biggest fan of his "music" myself' Osbourne told...

Read full story View 'Osbourne uses example of Iggy Pop to defend cuts'

Middle Classes Under Threat

Funny story: Middle Classes Under Threat

Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke has warned that the middle classes are largely unaware of the effect government spending cuts will have on their lives. Clarke feels in particular that Middle England will be particularly hit by the scale of upheav...

Read full story View 'Middle Classes Under Threat'

The guy who should be in the headlines but the page isn't wide enough

Funny story: The guy who should be in the headlines but the page isn't wide enough

As he sits with his Bob the Builder Advent Calender, the Right Honourable Eric Pickles, MP, Local Government Secretary, fantasises about the treats to come. The Tories do not call him the "Big Man" without reason. He is big, very big. As he ponder...

Read full story View 'The guy who should be in the headlines but the page isn't wide enough'

Defence Cuts: Defending The Indefensible

Funny story: Defence Cuts: Defending The Indefensible

A naval authority has sprung to the defence of the Goverment cuts in military spending. We reported last week that maritime affairs expert Rear Admiral Morton Vulgar-Fraction, RN (Retd) was horrified at the cuts which would see no jet aircraft tak...

Read full story View 'Defence Cuts: Defending The Indefensible'

UK scupper the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!

Funny story: UK scupper the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!

Cuts, cuts and more cuts have forced the "Dynamic Duo" into making many radical budget decisions and one of the worst hit areas is the military. David Cameron announced the cuts in front of bewildered opposition MP's today and here are the main po...

Read full story View 'UK scupper the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!'

Rangers CEO Bain - Battle lost but war still on

Funny story: Rangers CEO Bain - Battle lost but war still on

Angry Rangers supremo Martin Bain last night vowed to fight the proposed Government spending cuts as he prepared to go to war with the SFA. The raging chief executive is angry that the Ark Royal is to be scrapped as he planned to launch strategic...

Read full story View 'Rangers CEO Bain - Battle lost but war still on'

London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts

Funny story: London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts

Hundreds of London's youngsters are planning a mass toddle in protest at spending cuts which threaten the future of the capital's adventure playgrounds. Borough councils in the Greater London area say playgrounds will have to close if no Governmen...

Read full story View 'London Kiddies Plan Toddle On Whitehall Over Playground Cuts'

Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

Funny story: Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research. He urged univers...

Read full story View 'Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan'

Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
60 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more