Washington, D.C - For the last several years, Governor Romney has been suggesting that being president of this country was, to a certain extent, about character. Well having served in the position for over three years, our President will tell you without hesitation: Being President and Commander and Chief of this country "is" entirely about character.
We've watched and studied the Governor's pr...
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Hello Ann. Are you there?
9:01 a.m.
Ann Romney: Yes, I'm here. How are ya Lizzy?
9:04 a.m.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I'm great. And girlfriend let me say that I watched your GOP National Convention speech and you did fantastic.
9:09 a.m.
Ann Romney: Thanks Lizzy. You don't think that I over did the color red do you?
9:12 a.m.
Elisabeth Hassel...
Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!"
The dog, a popular subj...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign tour bus pulled into Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the town made famous by the 60s Petula Clark song, "Me Bloomin' Heart's In Merry Olde England But Me Naughty Bits Are In Tuscaloosa."
Romney spoke...
Kevin Elvin of Luton has been left literally speechless after he received what he believed were Spanish language tapes from BiLingua.
"Kevin bought the tapes from eBay," said his wife, Ella Elvin. "They were faulty though."
According to Kevin'...
The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters.
Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...
We are the ones we've been waiting for. But I want to just shift gears today. I think about what it will like when I first bring them here upon the memorial's completion. That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles.
Our party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer, spending on everything fr...
A top elocution expert has backed actor Emma Thompson's broadside against modern teen speak.
Thompson, speaking to pupils at her old school, complained that filling sentences with expressions "like" and "innit" made young people sound stupid.
A...
The Houses of Parliament, London, England, ordinarily a quiet and cheerful place, is today a hot bed of intrigue and conjecture.
During one of Labour Foreign Secretary David Miliband's sensational speeches, several opposition MPs noticed that Mr M...
It has been announced that a new Clinic has been opened, it is "The David Beckham Speech Enhancement Foundation For Speech Impaired Football Players".
This charity is said to be close to Susan Boyle's heart and accepts, into its programmes, footb...
Researchers in San Diego have been studying what they described as 'the secret language of Presidents', by using a new machine to monitor words said by Presidents that other human beings can't hear. The current President's cheesy grin and corny mixtu...
Using the relatively negative press coverage over her recent attempt at an acceptance speech for winning this year's "Breakthrough Actress Award", Carey and her publicists are spinning her poor showing on stage with follow up explanations and photo o...
As American President Barack Obama seems to be on permanent holiday abroad, his speechwriters have written this formula speech for him for any and every country he keeps ending up in. [X] is the name of the country he is currently visiting.
'People of [X], I have come here as leader of the United States of America, to tell you this. We shall not let you down, we shall always help the great peop...
[cue choir humming and church organ quietly playing]
'People, we are here, this is now, we have come to this holy place, this hallowed temple of Christianity, this sceptred isle of holy waffality in a sea of troubled people, troubled people I have turned my back on just as soon as I was elected. My voice beginning low then rising dramatically and self-importantly, then falling lower again insin...
(New York-NY) For my loyal readers, all five, you're used to my point of view clothed in the satire of news parody. Not exactly "The Onion", but at times I like to think they come to the level of a scallion, perhaps a leek. But something happened this weekend that simply forced me to come out from behind the parody. An event so seismic that I'm convinced like Jennifer Lopez's red carpet Grammy "t...
NANTUCKET, MA - It gives a whole new meaning to "breaking the silence."
A revelational study to be released later today suggests that more often than not, when someone claims to be speechless, they are "not actually."
The concept was discover...
'People of wherever the heck I am today, I have a dream, that one day Europeans will care what Americans think and will stop milking them for money, I have a dream! Two world wars in Europe which had nothing to do with America, the Cold War in Europe that had nothing to do with America, and yet Americans sent billions of dollars and sent thousands of troops to Europe, and got nothing in return. On...
Celebrity politician Barack O'Bamas wife Michelle 'Big Mamma' O'Bama is to have elocution lessons to prevent her sounding too 'white'.
Michelle was shocked to discover some black school kids she visited in DC all agreed she was 'forgetting her roo...