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Funny story: Dr-Dr-Dragon Spa-Speech Recognition Software Wo-Worth The Money - Tech RrrReview

Dr-Dr-Dragon Spa-Speech Recognition Software Wo-Worth The Money - Tech RrrReview

Bradenton, Fl - The future is he-he-here now. Dragon speech rrrecognition software performed fl-flawlessly. Ca-control your co-co-computer with your voice. Wh-wh-when you talk, your comp-p-puter types with extreme ack-ack-accuracy. It trrransfo...
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Funny story: Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

Merrit Wever Gives The Shortest Emmy Award Acceptance Speech in History

HOLLYWOOD - Merrit Wever, who is not exactly a household name in the celebrity world, won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress for her role on HBO's Nurse Jane. Wever did something that 99.9 percent of the winners cannot do. She actually took her a...
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Funny story: President Obama's Speech: Edited for easier understanding by those who do not follow current events

President Obama's Speech: Edited for easier understanding by those who do not follow current events

For the sake of those not familiar with the double-speak required of the modern Beltway politian, and who lack the historical context needed to dig out the burined meanings, we provide the following translation of the President's recent speech: My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about Syria, why it matters and why we can't go anywhere from here. Over the past two years, what...
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Funny story: President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

For the third time in three days President Barack Obama has again broken down in tears. In his latest outburst of uncontrolled sobbing and bawling the United States President was actually seen to collapse in a wretched heap onto the steps of the Whit...
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Funny story: Speech from Movie, "The American President (1985)," Rewritten for 2012 Presidentail Debates

Speech from Movie, "The American President (1985)," Rewritten for 2012 Presidentail Debates

Washington, D.C - For the last several years, Governor Romney has been suggesting that being president of this country was, to a certain extent, about character. Well having served in the position for over three years, our President will tell you without hesitation: Being President and Commander and Chief of this country "is" entirely about character. We've watched and studied the Governor's pr...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - Ann Romney and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Political Facebook - Ann Romney and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Hello Ann. Are you there? 9:01 a.m. Ann Romney: Yes, I'm here. How are ya Lizzy? 9:04 a.m. Elisabeth Hasselbeck: I'm great. And girlfriend let me say that I watched your GOP National Convention speech and you did fantastic. 9:09 a.m. Ann Romney: Thanks Lizzy. You don't think that I over did the color red do you? 9:12 a.m. Elisabeth Hassel...
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Funny story: Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!" The dog, a popular subj...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Is So Desperate To Be The Next President That He Has Announced He Is Changing His Religion

Mitt Romney Is So Desperate To Be The Next President That He Has Announced He Is Changing His Religion

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign tour bus pulled into Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the town made famous by the 60s Petula Clark song, "Me Bloomin' Heart's In Merry Olde England But Me Naughty Bits Are In Tuscaloosa." Romney spoke...
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Funny story: Language lesson makes listener forget how to speak

Language lesson makes listener forget how to speak

Kevin Elvin of Luton has been left literally speechless after he received what he believed were Spanish language tapes from BiLingua. "Kevin bought the tapes from eBay," said his wife, Ella Elvin. "They were faulty though." According to Kevin'...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband conference speech upsets people

Ed Miliband conference speech upsets people

The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters. Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...
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Funny story: Obama Mash Up Political Jabberwock

Obama Mash Up Political Jabberwock

We are the ones we've been waiting for. But I want to just shift gears today. I think about what it will like when I first bring them here upon the memorial's completion. That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles. Our party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer, spending on everything fr...
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Funny story: Emma Thompson's Language Jibe Backed By Expert

Emma Thompson's Language Jibe Backed By Expert

A top elocution expert has backed actor Emma Thompson's broadside against modern teen speak. Thompson, speaking to pupils at her old school, complained that filling sentences with expressions "like" and "innit" made young people sound stupid. A...
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Funny story: David Miliband in Lip Syncing Row

David Miliband in Lip Syncing Row

The Houses of Parliament, London, England, ordinarily a quiet and cheerful place, is today a hot bed of intrigue and conjecture. During one of Labour Foreign Secretary David Miliband's sensational speeches, several opposition MPs noticed that Mr M...
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Funny story: David Beckham's new Foundation for Speech impaired Footballers

David Beckham's new Foundation for Speech impaired Footballers

It has been announced that a new Clinic has been opened, it is "The David Beckham Speech Enhancement Foundation For Speech Impaired Football Players". This charity is said to be close to Susan Boyle's heart and accepts, into its programmes, footb...
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Funny story: Secret language of Presidents and other leaders analysed

Secret language of Presidents and other leaders analysed

Researchers in San Diego have been studying what they described as 'the secret language of Presidents', by using a new machine to monitor words said by Presidents that other human beings can't hear. The current President's cheesy grin and corny mixtu...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Using the relatively negative press coverage over her recent attempt at an acceptance speech for winning this year's "Breakthrough Actress Award", Carey and her publicists are spinning her poor showing on stage with follow up explanations and photo o...
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Funny story: Formula Barack Obama overseas speech

Formula Barack Obama overseas speech

As American President Barack Obama seems to be on permanent holiday abroad, his speechwriters have written this formula speech for him for any and every country he keeps ending up in. [X] is the name of the country he is currently visiting. 'People of [X], I have come here as leader of the United States of America, to tell you this. We shall not let you down, we shall always help the great peop...
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Funny story: Obama makes speech from the Vatican

Obama makes speech from the Vatican

[cue choir humming and church organ quietly playing] 'People, we are here, this is now, we have come to this holy place, this hallowed temple of Christianity, this sceptred isle of holy waffality in a sea of troubled people, troubled people I have turned my back on just as soon as I was elected. My voice beginning low then rising dramatically and self-importantly, then falling lower again insin...
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