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Funny story: Los Angeles: Parking lots being destroyed by mysterious rodent

Los Angeles: Parking lots being destroyed by mysterious rodent

Gophers, those pesky lawn demolishers, are turning up in unexpected places. And they don't look right. Biologist Dr. Harvey Ground-Sloth Banks, chief biologist at the LaBrea Tar Pits National Park, announced today that the critters destroying p...
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Funny story: Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...
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Funny story: Scientist Names New Species After Wife: Nagging Bitch Shrew

Scientist Names New Species After Wife: Nagging Bitch Shrew

Rodentologist Nigel Screwdup was tip toeing through the jungles of Borneo in search of new species when he heard a repetitive shrill screech. Upon further investigation Screwdup discovered an immaculately appointed nest. The Welch vermin expert stake...
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Funny story: New species Of Cow Bred In Somerset

New species Of Cow Bred In Somerset

Last night in Somerset's county town of Taunton, a one of a kind cow gave birth to it's first young. The Seeve cow was originally brought from a genetics lab in Sweden and is said to produce no methane from digestion, unlike any other known cattle...
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Funny story: Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

First there were white-Americans. And they discovered native-Americans. These fled west, forcing white-Americans to invite in African-Americans to share-the-wealth. Anthropologist Professor Alfred Sneikenpeikr from University of California Berke...
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Funny story: Captive royals 'may save species'

Captive royals 'may save species'

Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.
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Funny story: New species of sea cucumber found

New species of sea cucumber found

A new species of sea cucumber has been discovered today, according to Japanese researchers of note operating an unmanned deep sea submersible named Kaiko.
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Funny story: Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Homo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along

Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
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Funny story: New Species of Rodent Discovered

New Species of Rodent Discovered

During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to exist species of rodent for sale on a butcher's...
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Funny story: Spoof writer meets girl, writing degenerates

Spoof writer meets girl, writing degenerates

In an unprecedented upset yesterday a spoof writer, Maximus, met a girl. While the occasional meeting with a member of the female species is not a rare occurance for anybody, the writer peformed a feat of daring he had never before attempted: talki...
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