The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish!
"Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said.
LONDON, UK: At a Human Survival conference held here yesterday, anthropologists and paleontologists alike confirmed the potential extinction of yet another species. Despite a rare sighting of possibly the last surviving member of the tribe, experts...
Gophers, those pesky lawn demolishers, are turning up in unexpected places. And they don't look right.
Biologist Dr. Harvey Ground-Sloth Banks, chief biologist at the LaBrea Tar Pits National Park, announced today that the critters destroying p...
Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...
Rodentologist Nigel Screwdup was tip toeing through the jungles of Borneo in search of new species when he heard a repetitive shrill screech. Upon further investigation Screwdup discovered an immaculately appointed nest. The Welch vermin expert stake...
First there were white-Americans. And they discovered native-Americans. These fled west, forcing white-Americans to invite in African-Americans to share-the-wealth.
Anthropologist Professor Alfred Sneikenpeikr from University of California Berke...
Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.
A new species of sea cucumber has been discovered today, according to Japanese researchers of note operating an unmanned deep sea submersible named Kaiko.
Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to exist species of rodent for sale on a butcher's...
In an unprecedented upset yesterday a spoof writer, Maximus, met a girl. While the occasional meeting with a member of the female species is not a rare occurance for anybody, the writer peformed a feat of daring he had never before attempted: talki...
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