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Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Funny story: Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...

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Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Funny story: Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...

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Space Station Has Stopped Movement Away From Earth

Funny story: Space Station Has Stopped Movement Away From Earth

Good news this morning in that the International Space Station has quit moving away from it's regular orbit around the earth. "We still have no idea what caused it to suddenly move out of it's orbit away from the earth", stated NASA spokesman Alfr...

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UK astronaut Tom Peake has first weightless f***; weightless encounters put the O back in zero-g

Funny story: UK astronaut Tom Peake has first weightless f***; weightless encounters put the O back in zero-g

UK's astronaut candidate (stop laughing!) Tom Peake has made a giant leap in his training; though not 'for mankind' in general, more for himself. And he can't wait to get back in the saddle. The Briton was last seen by BBC cameras floating free af...

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Unauthorized Redecorating Puts Space Station in Jeopardy

Funny story: Unauthorized Redecorating Puts Space Station in Jeopardy

Cocoa Beach, Fl. - This is not your grandmother's front parlor! The heavy velvet curtains with the tassels, and the over-stuffed chair would look at home just about anywhere except where they are at this very moment...23,000 miles above the earth, an...

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White House Party Crashers Spotted on Space Station

Funny story: White House Party Crashers Spotted on Space Station

Washington D.C. social climbers Michaele and Tareg Salahi who recently managed to crash the White House state dinner for the Indian Prime Minister have somehow managed to get aboard the International Space Station. Recent NASA photos show the cou...

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Massive Cock Seen from Space Station

Funny story: Massive Cock Seen from Space Station

NASA and the European Space Agency have today announced that staff on the International Space Station have proof of alien visitation to earth. Brad Cunnilinga of Nasa's Press relations team said today, "At 04:45 hrs today Anatoly Felchski Commande...

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Astronauts put the "Final" touches on ISS "Space Porch"

Funny story: Astronauts put the "Final" touches on ISS "Space Porch"

Earth Orbit - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS) could hardly wait to put the final touches of their new extended platform dubbed, the "space porch" by adding a fly screen, lawn chairs and BBQ grill. "It gives the ISS that homely...

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Cheney's Blood Eats Through Space Station

Space, Final Frontier--- Former Vice President Dick Cheney visited the International Space Station yesterday with horrific results. While floating from the Pirs Docking Compartment and into the Integrated Struss Structure, Cheney made a sharp...

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War breaks out in ISS over toilets

Funny story: War breaks out in ISS over toilets

Unbeknown to many, the cold war continues in The International Space Station. The original vision of the ISS was one of a place where astronauts would share food and facilities, with other 'nauts' in heavenly bliss. Alas, the Russians and Americans...

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UrineUSSpaceStationOw

Funny story: UrineUSSpaceStationOw

Just when astronauts thought that space was the new Woodstock and that they left behind the petty differences and violent conflicts of sad old planet, Earth, toilet turmoil broke out on the Space Station. Apparently it all began with the institution...

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Japanese Astronaut Finds Space Station Roomier Than His Tokyo Apartment

Funny story: Japanese Astronaut Finds Space Station Roomier Than His Tokyo Apartment

Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata has been elected to stay on board the International space station alone while the other astronauts return in the shuttle. "It doesn't bother me." He said from his perch in orbit around the earth. "The space is...

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NASA To Send OctuMom Up To The Space Station

Funny story: NASA To Send OctuMom Up To The Space Station

SACRAMENTO, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger faced with the ever-looming possibility that his state could go bankrupt has decided to make an emergency state govermental decision. The governor has recently been in talks with several high...

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Space Station Runs Away From Space Shuttle

Funny story: Space Station Runs Away From Space Shuttle

The ever elusive International Space Station has managed to stay a few steps ahead of the space shuttle Discovery, as the later tries to dock with the former. It's the kind of space romance you only read about, but now it's coming true. Space shut...

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Astronauts Abandon Ship

Funny story: Astronauts Abandon Ship

The international space mission was briefly interrupted today when the crew had to abandon ship. The space station "Buggerall" was hit by floating debris, thought to be the remains of an earlier mission. The crew were forced to flee to an old pira...

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NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk

Funny story: NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk

Combining scientific and medical procedures during a planned experiment at the international space station, two NASA astronauts completed a historic series of tests in the cold vacuum of space this past Monday. Designed to test the human body's...

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Space Station Crapper Crippled

Funny story: Space Station Crapper Crippled

The crew of the International Space Station awoke to discover the toilet out-of-order this morning, requiring use of the "outhouse", otherwise known as the Soyuz escape capsule attached to the station.

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Huge European space garbage and toiletries truck launched into orbit

Funny story: Huge European space garbage and toiletries truck launched into orbit

Europe's new ATV orbital garbage and supply ship launched yesterday from French Guiana on an urgent mission to resupply the space station with toilet paper and a few more of those tasty little mints to place on bed pillows.

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