Sacramento, CA. With the sale of recreational marijuana now legal in California, that state's health department has warned young adult males that even minimal use of the product may result in an embarrassing but not lethal problem involving male sex...
SOUTH PARK COLORADO (ABSNN) - "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Bastards," said a sobbing fifth grader at South Park Elementary School located in this fictional town.
In the wake of repeated calls for Federal action by a Fox News Host (whose name I...
A group of gymnasts from Kent were celebrating last night after outperforming Terence and Philip from Southpark in the Britain's Got Talent 2010 grand final.
The foul-mouthed Canadian duo from the popular cartoon wore the letters 'T' and 'P' on th...
Moscow, Russia (IPP) - South Park star, Mr. MKay, was arrested in Moscow last night by MKGB agents. The Russian authorities have not released any information on his arrest but did allow an official from the American embassy to check on his health.
The ever expanding squad of players being assembled at the Casey Jones stadium has increased by one more today with the arrival of former South Park junior, Mr Eric Cartman.
A man who was found in his apartment by a neighbour, had died of malnutrition. He sat atrophied, limbs hanging, eyes staring forward in death.
MUMBAI - South Park creative geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone traveled to India recently to get colonics as they do each year at this time.
Hollywood - (Press Mess): Millions of Americans saw the seminal South Park episode last night predicting the suicide of Hellfire Club grande dame the Duchess of Edinburgh as the cash-for-peerages scam is busted and her mobster family bankrupted into...
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