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Kid Makes Nuclear Bomb Out of Vegetable Soup

Funny story: Kid Makes Nuclear Bomb Out of Vegetable Soup

Sterling, Virginia boy, Hank Incendiary, has managed to cultivate the latent radiation in vegetable soup and use it to assemble a nuclear bomb. Using a homemade radiation absorption brush built from pieces of Lego, Hank managed to accumulate 20 lbs...

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Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

Funny story: Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

After pushing his way into the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society soup kitchen Saturday morning Paul Ryan has been setting up some more photo ops. Ryan went to the soup kitchen unannounced and lied to the staff to get the door open. Once...

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MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

Funny story: MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5's Oxford Street restaurant has proven to be a massive and amazing success, but the owners, John and Joan Smith, cannot for the life of them explain why. "We are a real restaurant," said Joan Smith. "We have ten covers, and the restaurant can s...

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St Ellen's Pre Season Pre Curser To Season Ahead

Funny story: St Ellen's Pre Season Pre Curser To Season Ahead

It was a beautiful day in Kinvara last Saturday evening as St Ellen's kicked off their pre season against the locals with the Burren in the background and Mike Burns in the foreground. As has come to be expected for the thousands of fans who follow t...

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The Greatest Snake Oil Cure Ever Offered - Political Soup!

Funny story: The Greatest Snake Oil Cure Ever Offered - Political Soup!

A new culinary phenomena has been appearing in the Health section of American newspapers all across the country. Political soups are the latest health craze to hit the colonies since medical marijuana. Claims are now being made by many pundits that t...

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Nigella Lawson Burns Left Nipple In Chicken Noodle Soup Mishap

Funny story: Nigella Lawson Burns Left Nipple In Chicken Noodle Soup Mishap

Unconfirmed reports are coming in to the Skoob Entertainment News office, that Nigella Lawson, the TV chef with the big bazookas has been involved in an unfortunate kitchen mishap when her left nipple became scalded as she bent over a pan of hot chi...

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Tensions High As Soupathon Goes South

Funny story: Tensions High As Soupathon Goes South

Tony Blair has just left town and it has not taken the rioters long to find their next target. Some may say that the thugs have every reason to be upset as they find that the much anticipated Soupathon 2010 (TM) is in serious doubt due to the fun kil...

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Soupathon 2010 Kicks Off

Funny story: Soupathon 2010 Kicks Off

Once every decade sport graces us with the birth of a star. One who stands out and up to the rest. An artisan of his game, a man amongst men, names like Pele, Mohamed Ali, Njinsky, St Ellens come to mind. The Soupathon 2010 promises to give birth to...

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Company Cited Over Doctored Mushroom Soup

Funny story: Company Cited Over Doctored Mushroom Soup

SACRAMENTO, CA - A new strain of hyper virulent, deadly Cryptococcus gattii fungus has been discovered in the United States a new study says. The outbreak has already killed six people in Oregon and it will likely creep into northern California a...

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The Horror of the Dead Babies Society

Funny story: The Horror of the Dead Babies Society

Authorities in China have arrested people working in a hospital in eastern China after the discovery of 21 dead babies found in yellow bags. The bags were washed ashore and some of them were marked medical waste,written in Chinese of course it was no...

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Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

Funny story: Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

An Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on the radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight. You could call it 'getting back to the earth' in a big way, although dying could also be looked upon as a way of getting 'back to the earth' as well. Ingredients are of vital importance in the mixture. Earthworm castings are a major component. For those...

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Soup is Funny

Funny story: Soup is Funny

Soup is funny. It's not really a main course, but it's not a side dish either because it's mostly made of water. I find soup to be the most watery of foods. There are soup that have beans in them, but they're not bean-dishes. Conversely, there are bean-dishes that are very soupy, but they're not soup. Some people put bread in their soup, while others put soup in their bread. To me it's arbi...

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