British scientists have spent three years determining the most horrible sound in the world. The surprising result is that it is a sound which is heard more and more over recent years. The sound of politicians voices.
"It was a surprising result.
Electoral Roll - Packed lunch at the polling station
Egg Nog - Noggin The Nog's chicken keeper
Crumhorn - Musical cream cake
Profiterole - Actor's salary
Omelette - Short meditation mantra
Letter - Renter of rooms
Yorkshire Pudding - Geoff Boycott
Reg Varney - Manto's brother
Rhode Island Red - New England communist
Nudism - Dism updated
Francophile - Spanish Civil Wa...
In an almost supernatural display of extraordinary patience, auditory precision, and hypnotic concentration, 59-year-old Walter Barnes Burden of Beaver, West Virginia interrupted his favorite radio program, "The Prairie Home Companion" in order to tr...
PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.
Yesterday, a group of scientist and researchers in Minot, North Dakota, released a statement saying that people who popped a great quantity of bubble wrap as child was 83.2546% more likely to have hearing loss as an adult.
This is something that happened sometime ago in my native village in the southern state of India. It may sound very uncanny, but it is true. Believe it or not this is exactly what happened and I have still not been able to come over it.
(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.
Just when the original question of origin seemed like it would roll around the talented orifice of Ms Marlenya ad infinitum, the creature began to speak in a voice as soft as her floral petals but in a choral sound like fifty flowers speaking at once:...
Drip, drip, drip went the incessant sound that accompanied the seeping, sodden, matter leaking from Mr. Jack Daniels ceiling.
Teri Hatcher seems to be everywhere these days. The word that pro writers use, when they are trying to sound erudite, is ubiquitous. Tiresome lot, those writers.
Truth: In July 1991, inventor Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts invented and was awarded a U.S. patent for the "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom". The actual filed patent, which can be viewed at http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html (sear...
Scientists at Hope University in Boston, Mass. released details today of a recent incident in one of their refraction labs.
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