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Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

Funny story: Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!

The Clinton Foundation, which, during Hillary Rodham Clinton's tenure as secretary of state, accepted millions of dollars from such conflict-ridden, human-rights-challenged foreign governments as Kuwait, Qatar, and Algeria, has reportedly received an...

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Isolated Philippines Tribe Wants Their Souls Stolen In High Definition

Funny story: Isolated Philippines Tribe Wants Their Souls Stolen In High Definition

Manilla, Philippines - The completely isolated Toobimbo tribe, who have lived in an isolated valley in central Philippines for thousands of years, have told local missionaries that they would like their souls stolen in high definition rather than the...

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Indian man hacked the spiritual world

Karnataka, India - system engineer, Anjali Rao has discovered the protocol on which the spiritual word communicates. Not unlike existing Transmission Control Protocol / internet protocol (TCP/IP), Anjali states there is a "soul control protocol"...

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Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Funny story: Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...

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New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

Funny story: New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have developed a camera that can see directly into your soul. The camera, developed by a team of twelve students, can see into your deepest desires, your wants, and can help u...

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Man With No Feet Upset That Devil Won't Buy His Sole

Funny story: Man With No Feet Upset That Devil Won't Buy His Sole

Dickie Ferguson of Perth lost his legs in an industrial accident in 1998. Since then, he has been unable to locate steady employment and has been in near constant pain. The former construction worker is now upset that he can't even make a bargain w...

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IRS Officials Discover Receipt From Obama Selling Soul to Devil

Funny story: IRS Officials Discover Receipt From Obama Selling Soul to Devil

Officials of the Internal Revenue Service were performing a required audit on the income of the President of the United States (required under the Election Reform Act of 1987). While checking Barack Hussein Obama's tax returns from the late 1990's,...

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Righteous Brothers To Re-form, Even Though One Of Them Is Dead

Funny story: Righteous Brothers To Re-form, Even Though One Of Them Is Dead

(Hollywood, CA): Bill Medley and Bobby Hatfield of The Righteous Brothers, whose 1965 hit Unchained Melody was used in the 1990 movie blockbuster Ghost starring Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze, are to get back together again in the wake of Swayze's dea...

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Man Strains So Hard He Craps Out His Soul

Funny story: Man Strains So Hard He Craps Out His Soul

Vatican officials have confirmed a man in East Lansing, Michigan crapped out his soul while straining too hard on a commode yesterday. Two priests and a plumber were brought in by the local diocese to help the man, but the whereabouts of the soul...

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Sell your soul and get 7 wishes completely free!

Funny story: Sell your soul and get 7 wishes completely free!

HELL - If you thought that the global economic crisis was only affecting you, you were wrong. It seems even Lucifer, the devil himself is experiencing some problems of his own. Following the closure of retail giant Woolworths, 'Le Diablo' express...

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More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

Funny story: More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.

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Slickly Slender

According to my definition of soul, electromagnetic radiation, last week, I was promenading in space, when I was accosted by a weird old man who introduced himself as the biblical Noah and CEO of new Ark in space. He added he was waiting for a new cargo. Perhaps due to my blank face, he inquired if I had any animosity toward men of God.

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Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

Funny story: Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

HELL - After twelve weeks without a bid, the soul of "Hot Air" blogger and FOX News contributing analyst Michelle Malkin finally sold for the "Buy It Now" price of 99 cents. The buyer, whose registered user name...

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Constricting Space

Subject matter of 'soul and body' is indeed redundant, but tip-toeing into its dangerous realm can reveal some devastating truth.

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Man sells soul on eBay

Funny story: Man sells soul on eBay

John C. Jackson of Dallas, Texas, posted his soul for sale on eBay today. The opening bid was listed at $150,000.

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Failure vs Success

I was thinking about the difference between failure and success as I did my paper route this morning. Oh, how I fear success! That seductress who comes to me, only to bray to the world just how ugly I am. Creepy with hypnotic eyes, out only for my already withered soul. Withered from trying to capture the thing that frightens me most. But I want it. The satisfaction of work well done and the money...

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US releases Godless coins

Funny story: US releases Godless coins

Some 50,000 brand new George Washington dollar coins have been inadvertently released by the US Mint without the traditional inscription, "In God We Trust".

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Fraternal Twin Towers Selected

Funny story: Fraternal Twin Towers Selected

New York -- Nearly five years after the Twin Towers fell, a group calling themselves The Heart and Soul Committee announced today that they have selected the two buildings to be named what they call "The New Twin Towers." The committee is a s...

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