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UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet

Funny story: UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet

New York, NY - According to Dr. Mellysay of India, stationed at the UN building, the world’s scientists have united in a global effort to wind several billion turns of 1 gauge silver wire around the equator. The reason given by the Dr. involves so...

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Stop the Solar Flares

Funny story: Stop the Solar Flares

Howard J. (Slicer) Parsons, PGA Member and Chief Adviser to president Obama on "Outer Space," an office recently created for golf instructors and those sighting UFO's in the Washington area, submitted a rather lengthy report today to the president, c...

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Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Funny story: Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Riding hard on the publicity surrounding a supposed life ending blast of plasma-like material from the sun, adult film producer George Mucous has signed film legend, Ron Jeremy to star in his new space fantasy film, "Coronal Mass Ejection". Jeremy...

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Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

Funny story: Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...

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Solar Storm Shock

Funny story: Solar Storm Shock

'Don't panic, because there is nothing you can do!' exclaimed the Government's Chief Scientific Adviser, Charles Gloom 'there is a solar storm coming from space and anyone might be able to hear your telephone conversations as all electric currents wi...

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Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Funny story: Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite. The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...

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Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Funny story: Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar flares are nothing new to the world, and currently we are entering the 11 year cycle. NOAA commented that the solar peak will be in 2013, but our most recent one was massive enough to already cause damage. Scientists claim that the flare will...

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Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

Funny story: Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

The saying "Birds of a Feather Flock Together" rang true today when residents living at or near the equator around the world noticed an over abundance of birds in their yards and fields. Eduardo Morales, who lives just five miles from the Equator...

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Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

Funny story: Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

The eccentric, elusive editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, has sent out an urgent plea for spoof writers to submit their stories quickly before the solar storm hits this world some time in the next couple of years. He told In Seine News today: "I...

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NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing to commence on 29th April.

Funny story: NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing to commence on 29th April.

NASA say the 'Space Parasol' now positioned seven million miles above the world between Sun and Earth and designed to shield the planet from increasingly harmful solar flares will soon be ready for testing. Current plans are to begin the testing...

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Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Funny story: Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Mt. Clemens, MICHIGAN - The city of Mt. Clemens, Michigan is once again in the news for Bigfoot sightings as it seems that several citizens have phoned the local police station claiming to have witnessed what they believe are large, hairy ape-lik...

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Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

Funny story: Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

A space scientist at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has issued a warning in association with the current solar flare activity on the sun's surface. Edmund P. Rank, a scientist at NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory claims th...

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Solar Tsunami Responsible for Higher Incidence of Sneezing Around World

Funny story: Solar Tsunami Responsible for Higher Incidence of Sneezing Around World

While scientists can say for sure that large solar flares can cause disruptions in electronic devices such as satellite signals and cell phone reception, they are less sure of how the flares can affect humans. The latest solar flare, one of the st...

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The Solar Tsunami Headed Toward Earth: What NASA Isn't Saying

Funny story: The Solar Tsunami Headed Toward Earth: What NASA Isn't Saying

From Astronomy Daily: While NASA is trying to get our attention by telling us a Solar Tsunami is nothing to worry about and will only be responsible for bringing the Aurora Borealis further south for viewing, the very fact that the term tsunami is being used should tip us off that this is no ordinary magnetic field headed our way. We saw the effects of the tsunami that hit Indonesia and it was...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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