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Funny story: Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Lunar Flare To Hit Earth Tonight And Cause Mass Insanity

Houston, TX-- A horrific flare from the moon is expected to hit the earth later tonight. The blast is actually courtesy of the sun, which has been plagued by solar eruptions every day since January. The sun's light then bounces off the moon, causin...
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Funny story: Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Riding hard on the publicity surrounding a supposed life ending blast of plasma-like material from the sun, adult film producer George Mucous has signed film legend, Ron Jeremy to star in his new space fantasy film, "Coronal Mass Ejection". Jeremy...
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Funny story: Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...
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Funny story: Solar Storm Shock

Solar Storm Shock

'Don't panic, because there is nothing you can do!' exclaimed the Government's Chief Scientific Adviser, Charles Gloom 'there is a solar storm coming from space and anyone might be able to hear your telephone conversations as all electric currents wi...
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Funny story: Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite. The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...
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Funny story: Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar flares are nothing new to the world, and currently we are entering the 11 year cycle. NOAA commented that the solar peak will be in 2013, but our most recent one was massive enough to already cause damage. Scientists claim that the flare will...
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Funny story: Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

The saying "Birds of a Feather Flock Together" rang true today when residents living at or near the equator around the world noticed an over abundance of birds in their yards and fields. Eduardo Morales, who lives just five miles from the Equator...
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Funny story: Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

The eccentric, elusive editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, has sent out an urgent plea for spoof writers to submit their stories quickly before the solar storm hits this world some time in the next couple of years. He told In Seine News today: "I...
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Funny story: NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing to commence on 29th April.

NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing to commence on 29th April.

NASA say the 'Space Parasol' now positioned seven million miles above the world between Sun and Earth and designed to shield the planet from increasingly harmful solar flares will soon be ready for testing. Current plans are to begin the testing...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Mt. Clemens, MICHIGAN - The city of Mt. Clemens, Michigan is once again in the news for Bigfoot sightings as it seems that several citizens have phoned the local police station claiming to have witnessed what they believe are large, hairy ape-lik...
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Funny story: Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

A space scientist at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has issued a warning in association with the current solar flare activity on the sun's surface. Edmund P. Rank, a scientist at NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory claims th...
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Funny story: Solar Tsunami Responsible for Higher Incidence of Sneezing Around World

Solar Tsunami Responsible for Higher Incidence of Sneezing Around World

While scientists can say for sure that large solar flares can cause disruptions in electronic devices such as satellite signals and cell phone reception, they are less sure of how the flares can affect humans. The latest solar flare, one of the st...
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Funny story: The Solar Tsunami Headed Toward Earth: What NASA Isn't Saying

The Solar Tsunami Headed Toward Earth: What NASA Isn't Saying

From Astronomy Daily: While NASA is trying to get our attention by telling us a Solar Tsunami is nothing to worry about and will only be responsible for bringing the Aurora Borealis further south for viewing, the very fact that the term tsunami is being used should tip us off that this is no ordinary magnetic field headed our way. We saw the effects of the tsunami that hit Indonesia and it was...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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