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Funny story: Covert "Girl Detector" Discovered In Windows Operating Systems

Covert "Girl Detector" Discovered In Windows Operating Systems

Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation was on the defensive today after an independent software research group released its findings that Microsoft's Windows operating systems contain a hidden 'girl detector.' The existence of the girl detector confi...
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Funny story: Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Charter Industrial Applications issued a press release today apologizing for what it fears is a wave of internet hacking launched by what the U.S. Defense contractor is referring to as rogue autonomous software. "One of our bots stopped communicat...
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Funny story: Larry Ellison / Oracle Taking over the Software World

Larry Ellison / Oracle Taking over the Software World

While Oracle is in the final stages of consuming another competitor, critics of the move are concerned about the lack of federal involvement in what can be argued as monopolistic practice. "It's a technology survival battleground out there", says...
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Funny story: Ideology Driven Software Studies Curricula Instituted

Ideology Driven Software Studies Curricula Instituted

Washington DC: Gingrich Pelosi University (GPU) has instituted changes to their software (SW) development classes to be in conformance with prevailing political ideologies. As an example the basic software class, SW 101: Introduction to Software D...
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Funny story: Irish Unveil 100% Bug Free Software System

Irish Unveil 100% Bug Free Software System

In what has been hailed as a major breakthrough in Software Development, the Irish Eco Agency yesterday revealed details of a new state of the art IT system which is believed to be the first of its type to be delivered on time, on budget and totally...
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Funny story: Fond du Lac man world's first

Fond du Lac man world's first

FOND DU LAC, WISCONSIN -- A Fond du Lac man has been declared by the Guinness Book of World Records to be first to "read, understand and accept" all of the terms and conditions associated with an Internet software download.
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Funny story: New software detects drawls

New software detects drawls

An increasing number of businesses today rely on computer voice recognition for navigating their phone directories. First generation software products, unfortunately, could not decipher the language of many rural speakers.
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Funny story: Thieves raking in on iPhone crack

Thieves raking in on iPhone crack

A design flaw in the software of the sensational new iPhone is allowing criminals complete access to their handhelds. Victims are being billed by offshore companies while thieves steal whatever they want from the devices.
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Funny story: Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Software entrepreneur and mega-billionaire, Bill Gates, apparently has been admired by a Seattle woman. Police were summoned to the Medina, WA estate of Mr. and Mrs. William Henry Gates III, last night at 1:41AM. Gates said he awoke...
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Funny story: New computer operating system finally given a name

New computer operating system finally given a name

It was announced today by the "insanely successful"(c) American based software company, Conngianulated Software(tm) or as it's more popularly known ConnSoft(tm) had finally decided on a name for it's next version of its "non monopolistic and open source" (tm) operating system...
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Funny story: Siebel Ready For The Big Time

Siebel Ready For The Big Time

In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, Tom Siebel, shy and reclusive pint-sized chairman of Siebel Systems Inc, outlines his company’s history and hopes for the future. “We’re ready for the big time now” says Tom… The Customer Relationship Management software world was set alight recently by the news that Siebel 7.8 would soon be on general availability. This latest version o...
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Funny story: President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"

President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"

WASHINGTON - The new Washington, D.C. gaming website, WhiteHouseWarGames.gov, today announced the release of their first software war adventure, Fallujahstein, a multi-player online action shoot-'em-up game, and the first of many ti...
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Funny story: id Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game

id Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game

id software announced that Doom3 is no longer in production, and that the developmental team has shifted gears toward something more enlightening.
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Funny story: Critical security flaw in software discovered.

Critical security flaw in software discovered.

A security hole has been found in some software. The programmer said that they had just released a patch for old flaws, and didn't plan on releasing any more any time soon.
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Funny story: Microsoft hit by record EU tantrum

Microsoft hit by record EU tantrum

Software giant Microsoft must suffer the consequences of a European Commission hissy fit, it emerged today.
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Funny story: Buy Micrappysoft ware and I'll sell you STAMPS?!?!

Buy Micrappysoft ware and I'll sell you STAMPS?!?!

Okay, now Bill Gates has truly "gone where no one has gone before"... You see, after creating software that allows people to send us e-mail viruses (virii?), worms (personally I've always liked the "woims" pronunciation), and trojans (no relation to those fun condoms), he NOW wants to sell us postage. Hel-lo? Did I miss something there? Let me work through...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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