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New Satellite TV Sofa Channel - "Too Cosy"

Funny story: New Satellite TV Sofa Channel - "Too Cosy"

Regulators have slammed the new Satellite TV Sofa Channel for not conforming to TV franchise guidelines. The channel schedule is described as too "twee" and cosy in a report published yesterday. The subscription package, consisting of a free sofa...

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T.V. Networks Curb Advertising Of Extremely Comfortable Sofas

Sofa manufacturers have said in an open letter this morning that they understand the need to protect the elderly and vulnerable from the temptation to buy "after New Year" sofas. Sofa chains, DFI, Q&B, Gladbrook and Bentley and Sharidans have...

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Mafia Style Aggressive Sofa Marketing Announced

Funny story: Mafia Style Aggressive Sofa Marketing Announced

No more "Mr. Nice Guy" sofa sales methods will be used from New Year 2015, as the Mafia is set to move in with sales offers people will not be able to refuse. From next week horses heads will placed in bed with reluctant punters who do not comply w...

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Christmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert

Funny story: Christmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert

A security alert has been issued this morning after several incidences of armed extremists taking over households have been reported to police. The alert only affects sofas, beds and Ottomans purchased between Christmas and the new year. The extr...

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New Dyson Seatless Sofa Patent Targets Japanese Market

Funny story: New Dyson Seatless Sofa Patent Targets Japanese Market

Hatari Dyson, the inventor of the bagless tea bag has come up trumps with another potential winner. With factories tooled up to produce billions of the innovative seatless "standing only" sofas, colossal post Christmas sofa orders have broken all re...

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Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Funny story: Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale. Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur...

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Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Funny story: Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...

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Woman Buys Leather Sofa To Disguise Husband's Farting

Funny story: Woman Buys Leather Sofa To Disguise Husband's Farting

George Elliot, 52, has been a compulsive farter for the past 20 years of his life after overdosing on All Bran while holidaying in magical Leeds. His wife Eileen has put up with his flatulence for this long but upon receiving news that her sister...

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DFS Have Decided NOT to Have a Sale this year!

Funny story: DFS Have Decided NOT to Have a Sale this year!

SOFA, SO GOOD! - UK furniture giant, DFS (Dismal Furnishing Sales) have wisely decided not to hold a sale for this year and possibly the foreseeable future. Following an audit by their Financial Consultants, Snatchit...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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