Merriam Webster Online, one of the worlds most famous English dictionaries, has announced that the most looked up words online this year were 'socialism' and 'capitalism'. This just goes to show the confusion in the American public over the true mean...
WASHINGTON DC - Congress was bypassed on yet another front this morning as the President signed an executive order, number K9666, requiring all dogs in the United States be socialized.
As the President signed the order, sporting a bandage on his l...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract. The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...
Ed Miliband was on his way to a NHS rally to give his support to these very important causes; nurses pay, bad conditions, closing NHS hospitals, etc. Ed was also not feeling well himself that day, but still he managed to rally up enough strength. He...
Speaking to a large audience of colleagues, press, and spectators at the Harvard Graduate School of Education, Professor D. Tweedle gave a long, rambling speech often interrupted by cheers and applause. Here are the highlights:
I've been asked by my colleagues to make an important announcement on behalf of the Education Establishment. Today, officially at this moment, we are resigning. All the...
Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank.
In a comprehensive three-page repo...
A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl.
Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...
Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques?
Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatoni...
Spanish politicians have criticized a video by the Young Socialists in Catalonia in which a woman simulates a 'protracted' orgasm while casting her vote.
Politicians from all the major parties in the country have attacked the video campaign saying...
Public, it's a somber day. A recent poll showed that near on forty percent of America's youth support socialism over capitalism. I had intended upon being sickened in my post today, but an overwhelming sorrow o'ertakes my oration, obviously brought out by our less than omnipotent offsprings' impotent, incredulous intake of external propaganda.
Moreover, more malicious than making maddening poll...
IMPORTANT!! IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF "CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA", THEN DO NOT READ THIS!
Comrades!!
The situation is dire!
Our plans lay fast in rubble before us!
Our goal to subjugate the great capitalistic tyrant the United States and lead them to the glories of socialism has run aground. The attempt to sneak Mar...
The head of the Socialist Workers Party has today declared that it was wrong to base the principles of modern socialism on the mythological beliefs of a 12th century outlaw.
Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, a...
London, England: Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer!
For years the shameless Labour Party and Socialist ideologists have simply thrown money at the ostensibly indolent, whilst espousing the familiar rhetoric about reducing po...
Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported Hollywood Fruit Sean Penn to ov...
The UK Socialist party has held a festival in honour of psychopathic murderer Che Guevara's birthday. Mr Guevara has become an icon for far-left activists who choose to overlook his less-than-perfect record on human rights.
A spokesman for the UK...
Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut!
The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...
Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to donate $2 billion in food and other goods to food banks and other nonprofit groups that feed the needy. They have also pledged to share their business knowledge to help charities distrib...
I have a friend who is an unusual case in point for our present national attitudes. Let us call him 'Sam'. If I would use his real name and he found it he would be hurt and angry. Even though it is the truth.
Especially because it is the truth.
Sam is a real flesh and blood person. A VERY real flesh and blood person because his flesh and blood in total weighs over 400 pounds. I am not maki...