Washington D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBP), the agency that manages the system of Federal prisons, has added "Shower Love" as an elective to it's in-house inmate education program. The addition of the course is intended to foster closer mo...
In an increasingly complex, interwoven, thoughtful and awe-inspiring (or to give its full technical description, "idiotic") storyline, it was revealed that the absent father of Bianca's mixed-race child Morgan is in fact USA President Barack Obama.
As the nation mourns the passing of Pat Butcher in EastEnders, Prime Minster David Cameron has decided that there will now be three days of official mourning.
Speaking from the balcony of No 10 Downing Street, an injured Prime Minister (who fell o...
Owners of Restaurants are getting in touch with the Health Department as they are tired of having to serve dirty customers.
Restaurants are inspected regularly, and closed down, if they fail to maintain a clean environment. Restaurant owners are...
Pope Benedict surprised everybody, including his security retinue on his visit to Gateshead today. As part of his tour he visited Gateshead market where local stall holder, Bahja Singh has his Soap-on-a-rope stall.
In honour of the visit, Singh ha...
Fish & Wildlife crews armed with Dove Soap failed this weekend to clean the Governors of Mississippi and Louisiana. "I'd rather do twenty pelicans or twelve sharks," said a wildlife worker. "Governor Barbour is so soaked inside and out, it took a...
In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread.
"The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...
In the wake of the recent swine flu scare, many Americans have been rushing to their local supermarkets to purchase soap and hand sanitizer. The recent high demand for these products has caused the prices for these products to go up tremendously.
Whatever happened to the cast of "Soap Girl" which played at the Laemmle Fairfax Theater in 2001 and at the Wallace Arthouse Theater in Hawaii in 2002 for an unprecedented four week run before it finally closed down?...
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