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"Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum

Funny story: "Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum

Washington D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBP), the agency that manages the system of Federal prisons, has added "Shower Love" as an elective to it's in-house inmate education program. The addition of the course is intended to foster closer mo...

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Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands

Funny story: Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands

In an increasingly complex, interwoven, thoughtful and awe-inspiring (or to give its full technical description, "idiotic") storyline, it was revealed that the absent father of Bianca's mixed-race child Morgan is in fact USA President Barack Obama.

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David Cameron issues call for three days of official mourning following Pat Butcher's death

Funny story: David Cameron issues call for three days of official mourning following Pat Butcher's death

As the nation mourns the passing of Pat Butcher in EastEnders, Prime Minster David Cameron has decided that there will now be three days of official mourning. Speaking from the balcony of No 10 Downing Street, an injured Prime Minister (who fell o...

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Restaurant owners tired of having to serve 'dirty diners'

Funny story: Restaurant owners tired of having to serve 'dirty diners'

Owners of Restaurants are getting in touch with the Health Department as they are tired of having to serve dirty customers. Restaurants are inspected regularly, and closed down, if they fail to maintain a clean environment. Restaurant owners are...

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Pope helps on a Gateshead market stall

Funny story: Pope helps on a Gateshead market stall

Pope Benedict surprised everybody, including his security retinue on his visit to Gateshead today. As part of his tour he visited Gateshead market where local stall holder, Bahja Singh has his Soap-on-a-rope stall. In honour of the visit, Singh ha...

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Dove Soap Fails to Clean Gulf Coast Governors!

Fish & Wildlife crews armed with Dove Soap failed this weekend to clean the Governors of Mississippi and Louisiana. "I'd rather do twenty pelicans or twelve sharks," said a wildlife worker. "Governor Barbour is so soaked inside and out, it took a...

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Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread. "The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...

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Price of Soap, Hand Sanitizer Rises

Funny story: Price of Soap, Hand Sanitizer Rises

In the wake of the recent swine flu scare, many Americans have been rushing to their local supermarkets to purchase soap and hand sanitizer. The recent high demand for these products has caused the prices for these products to go up tremendously.

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What ever happened to the cast of the indie film, "Soap Girl"?

Whatever happened to the cast of "Soap Girl" which played at the Laemmle Fairfax Theater in 2001 and at the Wallace Arthouse Theater in Hawaii in 2002 for an unprecedented four week run before it finally closed down?...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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